The Lillian Vernon Exception

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Can we make an allowance for her to post here?
Even restricting her posts solely to the Igloo Spin Zone?

She's not that bad...and she surely makes for lively discussion. I don't even think she can be blamed for any transgressions that occurred earlier this year at T1B. Give the woman a chance.

I will vouch for her.

:|

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Not even in The 'Gloo?

Seriously, I just think she's a smart, funny and somewhat provocative figure. This place could do worse.

Do we really need another Mikey raccoon thread?

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack Todd.

Zero tolerance.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My two cents...


You ought to be banned for even posting her name on this board, Marty.

Go cry on mvscal's cock, you masochistic faggot.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You're just another homely, lonely Canadian looking for love in all the wrong places.

You are so wrong about my intentions. I respect the gal.
Are you scared because she is an assertive, confidant woman?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...50 loonies.

Here, in Canada, that's known as a "half polar bear".

Oddly, a "whole polar bear" is not 100 loonies, but rather 8 twoonies.

[Screw_Michigan]

Bwha! Rack Scott.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Bwha! Rack Scott.

Why? Did he say something funny?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay...a one week trial probationary period...

Would that kill you?

[BarFlie]

I hear the all-knowing Russ of .net infamy has let Red Rover post there again. Having Lillian Vernon post here would be a logical progression... assuming everyone here is as stupid as Russ.

[velocet]

I don't know nearly enough about what happened with Lil or even katy/otis or any of that on this board.


I don't have an opinion about who should be banned/unbanned at all due to this lack of information, and frankly I'm not at all anxious to be brought up to speed.


I am going to say that 'red is speaking some truth about Lil's capacity as a poster. Not necessarily from what little I've read here, but she's authored a few deece posts from what I've seen back in the day at .net.

In saying this I have no ulterior motives. Only the smacks, jack.

And... need it be pointed out that marty has a full on irrational hate for me? I'm being completely impartial in saying that even if his idea about bringing LV back is met with derision, he is nowhere near full of it when he asserts that she can be a good poster.

And no, I'm not at all into online romance. She's ALL his if matters amount to that.




velocet

[BarFlie]

drama is what it's all about velocet... way to man up

[mvscal]

You just want to see if the carpet matches the drapes and I'm pretty sure this is what she offered you in exchange for your advocacy. *Hint* - there's a 99% chance she has a crank

At the very least she makes Mann Coulter look voluptuous.

[mvscal]

I don't know nearly enough about what happened with Lil or even katy/otis or any of that on this board.

Then shut the fuck up. Seriously.

[velocet]

I don't know nearly enough about what happened with Lil or even katy/otis or any of that on this board.

Then shut the fuck up. Seriously.

No. That would be counter-productive. You make funnies when you get nice and mad. So run some smack in my direction. Give it your best shot. I have a love of smack like you wouldn't believe. Been addicted for years.

You can bring it! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!



velocet

[mvscal]

That would be counter-productive.

Try again. Counter productive is people who don't know what the fuck is going on popping off on the subject. That's how things got so fucked up in the first place.

You don't know what's going on? Fine. You're better off for not knowing. Just leave it to the people who do know what's going on to handle the situation.

[PSUFAN]

The Lillian Vernon Exception will not be televised.

[velocet]

Mvscal,
Jason Campbell threw two TD's against your scrubs in the last, meaningless game of last season. I know you're still sore about that, just try to deal, kthx. I, for my part, will enjoy my eternal scobode from that episode forever.


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Nice try anyway, Marty. Your intention, to bring a quality contributor (as few see it, most don't) back aboard, is laudable.
Rack that.



velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The Lillian Vernon Exception



Have you ever been exceptionalised?

[Screw_Michigan]

Simply awful.

[Goober McTuber]

Nonsense. Marty’s artwork deserves a RACK. His idea to readmit that notorious pre-op tranny is what’s awful.

[indyfrisco]

Hey Marty,

Let me throw this out there. LV can post in the Spin Zone if and only if mvscal is the sole Mod of the Spin Zone.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nonsense. Marty’s artwork deserves a RACK. His idea to readmit that notorious pre-op tranny is what’s awful.

Why? He just desecrated a historical piece of artwork like I do your wife on a nightly basis. Both ideas were exceptionally horrid.

[Goober McTuber]

Nonsense. Marty’s artwork deserves a RACK. His idea to readmit that notorious pre-op tranny is what’s awful.

Why? He just desecrated a historical piece of artwork like I do your wife on a nightly basis. Both ideas were exceptionally horrid.

Desecrated? Is that what you said when one of the old school wytches re-did the Sgt. Pepper album cover? Not saying it’s one of Marty’s best efforts, but it’s certainly not bad.

Oh, and I fucked your mom.

[Screw_Michigan]

Is that what you said when one of the old school wytches re-did the Sgt. Pepper album cover?

That wytch didn't have LV's rottweiler looking ass on the cover.

[Van]

The Lillian Vernon Exception



Have you ever been exceptionalised?

Every fucking time I want to like Marty, he has to go and shit on Earth.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Every fucking time I want to like Marty, he has to go and shit on Earth.

But they're bold as love, just as bold as love
Yeah, they're bold as love
Just ask the...








...axes.

[Smackie Chan]

But they're bold as love, just as bold as love
Yeah, they're bold as love
Just ask the...








...axes.

[Dinsdale]

Hey Otis, we wish you shot your old lady down

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I didn't intend this thread to turn into a mockery.

It's quickly unravelling. How's about we just drop this?

[BarFlie]

deep down your an attention whore aren't you marty?

[PSUFAN]

Rack axes - bold as love.