Martyred vs. Velo

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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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OK, so there was another typo. does should be doesn't.

does that help any?
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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Velocet may be the smartest person ever to grace these boards.

Martyred, is a tard.

Carry on.

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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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smackaholic wrote:OK, so there was another typo. does should be doesn't.

does that help any?
That wasn’t a typo. It was standard suckaholic Grade A stupid. Own it.
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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unlike some fukkers around here, i own up to being stupid on occasion. if you can't tell the difference between typos and bad grammar, fine. i guess if grammar smack is all you got, then run with it.
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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You should own up to being stupid on a daily basis. And I still don’t buy that does vs doesn’t is a typo or grammar error. Do you even read this shit before you post it?
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velocet wrote:The best part of this is, this shambles of a line of attack you're peddling consistently keeps two words together in the same thought-process: "velocet" and "legend."
Marty's and War Wagon's opinions to the contrary being duly noted, I will go ahead and cast a "yay" vote for velocet as a legend, even if I don't always agree with his politics.

What I like best about velo's style is that it escalates above the usual faire on this board, which resembles fifth-graders on the schoolyard playground trying to impress one another with their potty-mouth insults. One actually needs a triple-digit IQ to fully appreciate velo.

Post more, read less, velo.
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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I don’t think of anyone here as a “legend”. I think of them as posters, some good, some bad, some downright horrific. And Terry, if I call you a dimwitted fucktard, I’m not out to impress anyone. I’m here to amuse one person. Myself. Possibly at the expense of others. If I cause any collateral amusement, rack me.
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: If I cause any collateral amusement, rack me.
I don't think you ever need to worry about that
Well, this certainly invites the IKYABWAI defense.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote: I don't think you ever need to worry about that
Well, this certainly invites the IKYABWAI defense.
I would expect nothing less (or more) from you Goobs
I know it’s extremely poor form, but I thought it might be acceptable if directed at a KC resident.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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Terry in Crapchester wrote: What I like best about velo's style is that it escalates above the usual faire on this board, which resembles fifth-graders on the schoolyard playground trying to impress one another with their potty-mouth insults. One actually needs a triple-digit IQ to fully appreciate velo.
I see you prefer style over subtance and hey everyone, take a look at the big head and triple digit IQ on Terry. :lol:

velo is an ok poster, alright?

You, Terry, are what's known as an idiot savant. You might be able to decipher Egyptian heiroglyphics but can't tie your own shoelaces.
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I'll let you all get back to your "breakfast sandwich special" threads and Mikey's "RACCOON THREAT: 2010 - Breaking News Bulletins"...
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Martyred wrote:I'll let you all get back to your "breakfast sandwich special" threads and Mikey's "RACCOON THREAT: 2010 - Breaking News Bulletins"...
Combine the two, and I will grow erect. Fuck. Yes.

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Martyred wrote:I'll let you all get back to your "breakfast sandwich special" threads and Mikey's "RACCOON THREAT: 2010 - Breaking News Bulletins"...
Now Marty, what is so wrong with the mundane? Real people post here for the most part, not fakes, and mundane is life as we know it.

Don't you go putting on aires (rhymes with faires) here, rockstar.
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.....say what



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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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Velo's been busy...

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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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:lol:

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Re: Martyred vs. Velo

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Woulda been funny, had it concluded with a money shot.
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