Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
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Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
He gives a 17.5 minute non-answer to a simple question regarding additional taxes.
we're fucked.
we're fucked.
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No. You're fucked.
But that was well established long before any of us heard of Obama.
But that was well established long before any of us heard of Obama.
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
So the right wing meme of the week is that Obama, the "Teleprompter in Chief", is suddenly able speak off the cuff on a question at length?




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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."
Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."
I hope you found this clarification useful.
Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."
I hope you found this clarification useful.
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
Extemporaneous speech confuses them. Unless concepts are framed for them in RoveSpeak, they cannot compute.
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
I found it laughable. Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena. So now the right wing meme is "he's able to talk for too long."mvscal wrote:Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."
Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."
I hope you found this clarification useful.
You people are so fucking transparent it is a fucking joke.
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Yes.B wrote:Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena.
He's run them.
They're melting.
He has BODE.
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What was the question?
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Here's the cliffnotes, Trev...
Worker: In the economic times that we have now, is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with health care?" She added, "Because we are overtaxed as it is."
Barry: It's never a bad time to take money from people with jobs and hand it to Maury's core audience.[/filibuster]
Worker: In the economic times that we have now, is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with health care?" She added, "Because we are overtaxed as it is."
Barry: It's never a bad time to take money from people with jobs and hand it to Maury's core audience.[/filibuster]
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OCmike wrote:Here's the cliffnotes, Trev...
Worker: In the economic times that we have now, is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with health care?" She added, "Because we are overtaxed as it is."
Barry: It's never a bad time to take money from people with jobs and hand it to Maury's core audience.[/filibuster]
RACK!!!!!!!!!
What were we just talking about?
Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
teleprompter's a pretty funny joke. i'm pretty sure bush didn't use one, nor did reagan read the stack of paper placed in front of him. kennedy's speeches were crafted but a split second before actually delivering each line. yawn.
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M Club wrote:teleprompter's a pretty funny joke. i'm pretty sure bush didn't use one, nor did reagan read the stack of paper placed in front of him. kennedy's speeches were crafted but a split second before actually delivering each line. yawn.


You were saying, dumbfuck?
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
i was saying you should do an image search for this word instead, dumbfuck.Diego in Seattle wrote: You were saying, dumbfuck?
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
There's plenty of right-wing numbnuts in here to make such statements as yours in complete seriousness.M Club wrote:i was saying you should do an image search for this word instead, dumbfuck.Diego in Seattle wrote: You were saying, dumbfuck?
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
Some people a apparently have a hard time sensing sarcasm.
BTW, those things around Ronnie aren't teleprompters. They're bulletproof glass.
BTW, those things around Ronnie aren't teleprompters. They're bulletproof glass.
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
30 seconds in. Where's that teleprompter when you need it...
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
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BSmack wrote:I found it laughable. Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena. So now the right wing meme is "he's able to talk for too long."mvscal wrote:Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."
Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."
I hope you found this clarification useful.
You people are so fucking transparent it is a fucking joke.
it's not that he talks too long. it's that he rambles and doesn't say a god damned thing.
fukken tard.

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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
Oh, I certainly didn't expect people like you to be graceful and give him CREDIT for doing anything. I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.poptart wrote:Yes.B wrote:Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena.
He's run them.
They're melting.
He has BODE.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
bwaaa ...
I'd say it's at least even money that Barry won't even be on the ballot in '12.
I'd say it's at least even money that Barry won't even be on the ballot in '12.
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Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
You should stick to predicting "Armageddon".poptart wrote:bwaaa ...
I'd say it's at least even money that Barry won't even be on the ballot in '12.
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Can you get me some of what you're smoking? I'll also pay shipping, Fedex overnight.BSmack wrote:I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.
Hook a brother up.
Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.
Nah, looks more like Krylon "Pyrite Gold" in a #5 paper bagWar Wagon wrote:Can you get me some of what you're smoking?BSmack wrote:I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.

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