Serial Killer...or Drunk Not Wanting to be Harrassed?

[Van]

Sam, Nick has grown rightfully tired of paparazzi.

[Van]

The bike with the missing motor is kinda cool. Fewer oil leaks, too.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Okay...let me get this straight. You took off your helmet and put it on the ground and then put on a baseball cap for the picture. Why?

[mvscal]

We all have our little physical differences, Stanley. Sam is old and bald so he wears hats and your digestive tract has adapted to a diet of nogroid spermatozoa so you hoover black cock like some kind of oceanic filter feeder.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

We all have our little physical differences, Stanley. Sam is old and bald so he wears hats and your digestive tract has adapted to a diet of nogroid spermatozoa so you hoover black cock like some kind of oceanic filter feeder.

Honestly....how did you ever come up with the assumption that I'm a black cokkk loving faggot? :?

[Mikey]

Assumptions and facts are two different things.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Assumptions and facts are two different things.

THANK YOU!

[Th]

This would have been the type of pic that SOLD the story:

[smackaholic]

I know what you mean Sam. A few years back I failed to get the shot of the fat black dude renta cop at disney world with the dinsdale name tag. it bothers me to this day.

but, you need not suffer this torment much longer. get on your trusty steed and head back to selma.

get the shot.

old crotchety dude ain't going anywhere other than maybe the grave soon.

what you shooting with? you really should have a minimum 10X optical zoom for this mission seeing as you don't want to get particularly close to this crazy old bastard.

[Goober McTuber]

what you shooting with? you really should have a minimum 10X optical zoom for this mission seeing as you don't want to get particularly close to this crazy old bastard.

Yeah, and also because suckaholic wants a really nice clear photo of old man’s crusty sphincter. Sheesh, you could have just asked Wolfman or Mace.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Sam,

Great story and a very nice bike! There are places around here, that if you take a wrong turn, you can fall into a scene from a Wes Craven film as well.