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[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Story:
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010 ... eaths.html

[Van]

"SEC! SEC!"

[Goober McTuber]

What’s wrong with jizz-mopping?!?

[Screw_Michigan]

What’s wrong with jizz-mopping?!?

Self-immolate, you cum-drunk shitstain.

[indyfrisco]

Kaushik Patel agrees to star in Avatar 2.

[Shoalzie]

My precious!

[Goober McTuber]

What’s wrong with jizz-mopping?!?

Self-immolate, you cum-drunk shitstain.

BTW, props on your sig. Do you shake your pom-poms every time you hit submit? You had to quote someone else smacking me because...you’re not capable of doing so on your own? That figures.

My sig, on the other hand, is the perfect illustration of the old axiom “hoisted with one's own petard.” Continue sucking shit, slapnuts.

[TheJON]

I'll take "Message board rivalries that once were cool but have gotten old and annoying"

Seriously, will you fags shake hands, agree you're both a couple of homos and quit annoying the fuck out of me??

Jeebus Christ.........you've called each other every name in the book x20. How many times do you tards have to recycle this shit?

[H4ever]

I'll take "Message board rivalries that once were cool but have gotten old and annoying"

Seriously, will you fags shake hands, agree you're both a couple of homos and quit annoying the fuck out of me??

Jeebus Christ.........you've called each other every name in the book x20. How many times do you tards have to recycle this shit?

STFU and quit acting like the tag-along fat bitch who pisses and moans and cockblocks because she wants to go home and eat her fifth meal. Hearing these fuckos call each other jizz-moppers, felchers and vapid, black cock loving mongoloids never gets old.

[smackaholic]

Story:
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010 ... eaths.html

that is one disturbing mug shot. check out the way the entire lower half of his grill is shifted to one side a good half inch or better like somebody hit him with the mother of all left hooks. kinda reminds me of how daffy duck got his bill spun off to the side after getting clobbered.

[TheJON]

I'll take "Message board rivalries that once were cool but have gotten old and annoying"

Seriously, will you fags shake hands, agree you're both a couple of homos and quit annoying the fuck out of me??

Jeebus Christ.........you've called each other every name in the book x20. How many times do you tards have to recycle this shit?

STFU and quit acting like the tag-along fat bitch who pisses and moans and cockblocks because she wants to go home and eat her fifth meal. Hearing these fuckos call each other jizz-moppers, felchers and vapid, black cock loving mongoloids never gets old.

And if, like you, I was 16.............I would agree with you.

You should go to dictionary.com and look up "maturity". Might do you some good.

[Screw_Michigan]

Says the dude dropping porn pics into college football threads? Go fuck yourself, tard.

[TheJON]

Says the dude dropping porn pics into college football threads? Go fuck yourself, tard.

Do I drop porn pics 20 times a day? Thanks for playing

[Screw_Michigan]

1-20 is just the same. You put the employment of many posters here at risk by that selfish act. I know impulse control isn't really your style, but try to work that in once in a while, fuckstick.

[TheJON]

1-20 is just the same. You put the employment of many posters here at risk by that selfish act. I know impulse control isn't really your style, but try to work that in once in a while, fuckstick.

You're implying members of this board actually have jobs and don't just collect welfare checks.

[Screw_Michigan]

1-20 is just the same. You put the employment of many posters here at risk by that selfish act. I know impulse control isn't really your style, but try to work that in once in a while, fuckstick.

You're implying members of this board actually have jobs and don't just collect welfare checks.

The only welfare queen posters here are Gobbles McFucktard and BarfFlie. Everyone else works ERRRR jizz-mops during the day.

[Goober McTuber]

1-20 is just the same. You put the employment of many posters here at risk by that selfish act. I know impulse control isn't really your style, but try to work that in once in a while, fuckstick.

You're implying members of this board actually have jobs and don't just collect welfare checks.

The only welfare queen posters here are Gobbles McFucktard and BarfFlie. Everyone else works ERRRR jizz-mops during the day.

I have a job that I'm fairly certain provides at least double what you make, dickbreath.

[Goober McTuber]

Safe to assume that I don't grind metal for a living you FAT fucking PEDOPHILE.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Why does that dude, below his neck have what looks like...scales? Is he part fish or snake? That is seriously freaky.

Also, I thought his younger son won the Indian version of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.

[smackaholic]

The only welfare queen posters here are Gobbles McFucktard and BarfFlie. Everyone else works ERRRR jizz-mops during the day.

I have a job that I'm fairly certain provides at least double what you make, dickbreath.

a senior jizzmoper who hits the over time hard?

[Screw_Michigan]

Why does that dude, below his neck have what looks like...scales?

Its from his skin graft. Go have another 10 to 20 OCs.

[Screw_Michigan]

The only welfare queen posters here are Gobbles McFucktard and BarfFlie. Everyone else works ERRRR jizz-mops during the day.

I have a job that I'm fairly certain provides at least double what you make, dickbreath.

a senior jizzmoper who hits the over time hard?

It would have to be since the average wage in Madison is almost half what it is in DC.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Why does that dude, below his neck have what looks like...scales? Is he part fish or snake? That is seriously freaky.

I know that your days are busy and filled with doing...absolutely nothing...but you might try reading the article next time, you brain-scraped simpleton.

[Goober McTuber]

I have a job that I'm fairly certain provides at least double what you make, dickbreath.

a senior jizzmoper who hits the over time hard?

It would have to be since the average wage in Madison is almost half what it is in DC.

In the IT field, the DC average salary is around 20% higher. I’m sure the cost of living is significantly higher in that eastern shithole you call home. You’re still sleeping on a friend’s couch, right. Loser.

[Screw_Michigan]

I think I figured it out. For you to be making almost more than twice as much as me, you gotta be....

....driving a bus.

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/ ... 002e0.html

Madison's highest paid city government employee last year wasn't the mayor. It wasn't the police chief. It wasn't even the head of Metro Transit.

It was bus driver John E. Nelson.

Nelson earned $159,258 in 2009, including $109,892 in overtime and other pay.

He and his colleague, driver Greg Tatman, who earned $125,598, were among the city's top 20 earners for 2009, city records show.

They're among the seven bus drivers who made more than $100,000 last year thanks to a union contract that lets the most senior drivers who have the highest base salaries get first crack at overtime.

And there was a lot of overtime - $1.94 million last year, $467,200 more than the bus system budgeted for and the most ever for the system - as employees exhausted sick leave and took advantage of unpaid leave through the federal Family Medical Leave Act, officials said.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[Goober McTuber]

That is just about the sweetest gig in town. And I'll be the first to admit that we currently have a fairly fucked up administration here in God's Country. Props to the bus drivers' union. They really got over on the last contract go-around.

[smackaholic]

That is just about the sweetest gig in town. And I'll be the first to admit that we currently have a fairly fucked up administration here in God's Country. Props to the bus drivers' union. They really got over on the last contract go-around.

they got over all right.

they got over on you.

awfully sporting of you to take that assfukking so good naturedly.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm quite aware of the situation, dumbfuck. Trust me, this is far from being the most egregious waste of money in our fair city. That's what elections are for, and I suspect that our mayor may be in for a rude awakening the next time around.

BTW, said mayor and the county executive have both been trapped in the Netherlands for the past week due to that volcanic ash thingy. They were over there on a tax-payer funded junket to learn how to make our city more bicycle- and mass transit-friendly. We’re already top 10 nationally (bicycle-friendly), but these fucks are spending thousands of dollars traveling to Europe, when they could have taken a FUCKING BUS to Portland to see how it’s done.

[Screw_Michigan]

awfully sporting of you to take that assfukking so good naturedly.

Well of course, he's the one fucking the taxpayers in the ass.

[Goober McTuber]

awfully sporting of you to take that assfukking so good naturedly.

Well of course, he's the one fucking the taxpayers in the ass.

If you're suggesting that I'm one of those bus drivers, understand that I would take that gig in a heartbeat. Sit on your ass all day long steering the bus around for 6 figures? Yeah, count me in. Of course, then I'd wind up with a big fat ass like suckaholic. Now, working in a shithole like DC as a Jimmy Olsen wannabe for 35 or 40 thousand a year? Pass.

[indyfrisco]

Now, working in a shithole like DC as a Jimmy Olsen wannabe for 35 or 40 thousand a year? Pass.

You're either high or being nice if you think screwball makes more than 25k.

[Screw_Michigan]

Bwaha. Keep flailing, fucktards.

[R-Jack]

Bwaha. Keep flailing, fucktards.

Is this Price is Right rules......closest without going over?


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