Happy May Day

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Any big celebrations planned, comrades?

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm helping my proletariat friend move tomorrow. Probably will get hammered and watch hockey after that, to round out a fine May Day weekend: helping out our comrades.

[LTS TRN 2]

It's Beltane, you pathetic fraud.

[poptart]

I'll be reading Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy this May Day, Martin.

Thanks for your concern.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'll be reading Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy this May Day, Martin.

Thanks for your concern.

The Bible.

Don't skip the New Testament, though. That's the socialist part.

[Screw_Michigan]

C'mon, Marty. I was a Communist for a day. I struck a blow for the working man and society while taking a shot at the bourgeoisie. Where's the love?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't be like that, Screwey. The 'Gloo and the CCCP have always been good to you, you know that.

May Day is the day we break the mops of oppression, and let the bosses clean up their own jizz for a change!

[Screw_Michigan]