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did Obama tap that ass?

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Before any of you dismiss this story as just being from the National Enquirer, remember that it was the NE who first reported John Edwards' affair as well as the Tiger Woods story.

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OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL

PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.

And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where the President was staying.

On the condition of anonymity, the limo driver said he took Baker "from a friend's home in the DC area to the Hotel George where I learned later that Obama would be spending the night."

The driver recalled that he "waited in the lobby while she went to change her outfit.

"But to the best of my knowledge she did not have a room at the hotel and she was not staying there so I thought that it was a bit odd."

The driver said he then picked up Obama at the airport and drove both he and Baker to various locations while he was campaigning for funds. Vera accompanied him to each meeting.

"About 10:30 PM, I drove them to the hotel and they went in together!"

"My services for the evening were done - and there was no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."

A top DC source told The ENQUIRER exclusively that the driver's account had been independently corroborated by investigators who believe the couple spent the night together at the hotel.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence.

"Investigators are attempting to obtain a tape from the hotel (that) shows Vera and Barack together," the DC insider confided.

"If the tape surfaces, it will explode the scandal."

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gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER
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Yeah...not so much.

Damn, would it kill one of our presidents to fuck a woman who wasn't completely meh? What, was JFK the last president who could at least make us somewhat proud of his infidelities?

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I seem to recall this is the same woman whose name was mentioned in the press during his campaign. The proof was that she supposedly was sent to a Carribean island to give birth to his love child. While it turned out to be true she had been to St. Lucia or something like that, it had been on a press junket, not because she was pregnant. I also think it might have been the NE that reported it back then.
/shrugs
Who knows? While I am no Obamite, the one thing I have admired about him is what appears to be his commitment to his family. For that reason alone I hope it's not true.
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BSmack wrote:If you can't refute the info, attack the source.
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:If you can't refute the info, attack the source.

If they're offering $1 million for it, it must be true.
...anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:If you can't refute the info, attack the source.
I'm hardly impressed with an article that doesn't even identify the names of Obama's accusers.
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A driver took them to...
...various locations while he was campaigning for funds. Vera accompanied him to each meeting.
More irrefutable proof. Did the driver collect his $ million yet?
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BSmack wrote:
OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:If you can't refute the info, attack the source.
I'm hardly impressed with an article that doesn't even identify the names of Obama's accusers.
It's an east coast limo driver, so my guess is "Vinnie".
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OCmike wrote:It's an east coast limo driver, so my guess is "Vinnie".
Nah, Vinnie was doin dat thing for me over in Gates. You know? With those guys?

It had to have been Rocco driving the limo.
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Guy might accidently get a tour of Jayson Williams house in the future...

She has nice tits Van...see them...right there behind that thin layer of rayon.
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BSmack wrote: Nah, Vinnie was doin dat thing for me over in Gates. You know? With those guys?

It had to have been Rocco driving the limo.
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If she was a dude or tranny, this story might be more credible.
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Van wrote: Image

Yeah...not so much.
Not obese enough for you, Van?

This is one fine sistah. Never you mind.

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