I offer my services as a "reverse coyote"...

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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I offer my services as a "reverse coyote"...

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...or...

negative coyote

...or...

...igloo coyote...

...or...

upper, frozen coyote

...or...

...RUSH 2112 coyote...


...or whatever you want to call me.
Basically, I would like to set up an underground network of human smuggling. Sneaking you guys and your familias out of harm's way and into Canada is what I want to do. I'll do it cheap, too. PM me and I'll let you know about my fees and where the best place to crawl under your "freedom fence" to meet me...and eventually a new life in our icy wonderland.


There is limited seating in the Ryder truck I will be renting with a stolen credit card, so book early.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Re: I offer my services as a "reverse coyote"...

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Why don't you sneak yourself into a wood chipper.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Believe it or not, Mikey...I would even help you.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Believe it or not, Mikey...I would even help you.
Yeah, you want to help Mikey over the fence.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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