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you're like Grima, the sniveling dog who has been kicked in the face once too many times by Saruman, yet still begs for acceptance.

Don't kill Van with this curse, ok?
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That was a wicked fucking analogy.
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Please tell me those comments are trolls...
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War Wagon wrote:you're like Grima, the sniveling dog who has been kicked in the face once too many times by Saruman, yet still begs for acceptance.
Don't kill Van with this curse, ok?
Van wrote:That was a wicked fucking analogy.
My first reaction was..huh? Who the fuck is Grima and what the fuck is a Saruman? After 30 second at the google my reaction is... BBBBBWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Lord of the rings smack? How old are you guys? Have either one of you EVER been laid? What a couple of nerdettes you two are. That being said the fucking 'analogy' doesn't even work (if 30 seconds at the google steered me right) I don't WANT you guys to like me. That is not my reason to be here. I like fucking with you idiots and have you go all 'but you're a tard' on me. It shows me I'm on the right track because if you guys think a position of mine is wrong it HAS to be right.

Carry on dicklickers.
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Moving Sale wrote:Who the fuck is Grima and what the fuck is a Saruman? After 30 second at the google my reaction is...
30 seconds? Good God, you really are slow.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I had to read the results. Sorry I didn't make that clear. I thought you might just figure it out but I forgot what a braindead group of fuckholes polute this place. My bad. I'll try and make it c l e a r e r next time.
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You're still a tard. It took me all of 4-5 seconds to copy and paste "Grima" and read "Lord of the Rings".
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Well bully for you fuckstick. I read the 30 second version of it. BFD. You're still and idiot.
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Moving Sale wrote:Lord of the rings smack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qullWVe6gQg
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Moving Sale wrote:Well bully for you fuckstick. I read the 30 second version of it. BFD. You're still and idiot.
For a person calling others an idiot, you might want check your post first before looking like an ass.

sheesh
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You might want to pull your haed out of your ass.
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Arch Angel wrote:For a person calling others an idiot, you might want check your post first before looking like an ass.

sheesh

Are you knew hear? This may be the first time I've ever typed this, but TVO was correct.


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Way to KYOA. :?

Spelling smack is the suck, btw.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Arch Angel wrote:For a person calling others an idiot, you might want check your post first before looking like an ass.

sheesh

Are you knew hear? This may be the first time I've ever typed this, but TVO was correct.


Roach wrote:I'm pretty sure you've all ready been [ELIMINATED]
Way to KYOA. :?

Spelling smack is the suck, btw.
He was?
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Dallas, I don't see it either.
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Just another case of the blind leading the stupid.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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First time you've ever seen "your and idiot?" Or some variation thereof?

Really?

Sux. Gax. sordid clambake. Are these misspellings as well? Board lexicon much, tards?
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Sordid clambake seems to be properly spelt. Just sayin'.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sorry guys. I was told that when typing "You're an idiot", there is no room for error in spelling, punctuation or any other grammatical error in said sentence. Otherwise, the person typing is the king of all tards.

No exceptions to the rule.

Carry on.
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DallasFanatic wrote:I was told that when typing "You're an idiot", there is no room for error in spelling, punctuation or any other grammatical error in said sentence. Otherwise, the person typing is the king of all tards.

No exceptions to the rule.

Carry on.
Way to kick your own ass, dude. The comma goes inside the quotation marks.
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That comma wasn't even necessary.

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I'm just relaying what I was told. I am the king of all violators when it comes to writing the english language. Thank God for credit/no creidt in college.

Now go jerk off to other grammatical posts tard.
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I never caught Fucking Jess v1.0, either. I take it these are porns? So there finally was a rainbow?

Jess gets RumpleSauced...possibilities there...
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