ARMISTICE DAY: The Mikey/Martyred Peace Conference

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I am looking for neutral, third party moderation for talks that would encourage a cessation of hostilities and a draw back to pre-2009 borders between myself and Mikey.

Arms limitation and deterrent pic-wyching are on the table.
Stockpiles of shit threads and other WMD's (Words of Meaningless Dreck) are also on the table.

Interested participants may submit briefs* to the T1B Security Council.


*Don't do it, man. Don't you dare do it. I'm serious about this treaty, yo.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Dinsdale]

I am looking for neutral, third party moderation

We'll have to agree on a language first.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I am looking for neutral, third party moderation

We'll have to agree on a language first.

Only if Mikey does too.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

We've all been waiting a long period of time for this to "happen."

The ball is in you're court.

[Sirfindafold]

who gives a fuck?

[Van]

Damn, what if Marty and Dins really are the same dude?

:shudders:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

who gives a fuck?

I do. So that one day, we and our children and our children's children may all live in a world where we all give a fuck.





imagine if they gave a war and nobody came

[Dinsdale]

imagine if they gave a war and nobody came

Back in my day, that wasn't plausible -- sucky-fucky-ten-bucky was way too prevalent.

Sin,
Barf

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..."

[Mikey]

Was there a war going on?

I thought we were all Jim Rome and "friends".

[Mikey]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Was there a war going on?

I thought we were all Jim Rome and "friends."

FTFY, old chum

[Mikey]

Was there a war going on?

I thought we were all Jim Rome and "friends."

FTFY, old chum

Thanks I really do appreciate that my friend.

[Dinsdale]

Was there a war going on?

I thought we were all Jim Rome and "friends."

FTFY, old chum

You're both ELIMINATED

It's "fliends."

[Mikey]

Well, I did put quotes around "friends." Maybe I should have added a (sic)?

[PSUFAN]

What if RumpleHovel gave out before anyone came?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What if RumpleHovel gave out before anyone came?

Please. There is an armistice conference under way.

If you wish to present evidence of atrocities committed, save them for the Truth And Reconciliation Tribunal directly following these proceedings.

[PSUFAN]

Sorry, I'm in the T1B military industrial complex. Your agony and strife is my paycheck. All of this talk of peacemaking is going to get you BANNED.

[Mikey]

Is that worse than

"ELIMINATE"D

?

[PSUFAN]

I can't help you sift though degrees of consequences. Just buckle in and get back to dumbfucking each other

[Dinsdale]

Maybe the two of you should sit down and get LAMINATED


I just made that up.

[smackaholic]

marty, mikey PMed me some naughty stuff about you're mom. i think you should fly out to SD tomorrow, kill him and take a shit in his pool.

C'mon, show us all that talk about canucks is bullshit.

or is it?

[Mikey]

Maybe the two of you should sit down and get LAMINATED


I just made that up.

That's pretty creative of you.

Sounds like something that you might accomplish with a bottle of scotch.

[Mikey]

marty, mikey PMed me some naughty stuff about you're mom. i think you should fly out to SD tomorrow, kill him and take a shit in his pool.

C'mon, show us all that talk about canucks is bullshit.

or is it?

Jealousy rears "it's" (sic) ugly green head once again.

[Dinsdale]

Maybe the two of you should sit down and get LAMINATED


I just made that up.

That's pretty creative of you.

Sounds like something that you might accomplish with a bottle of scotch.

I was thinking since its [sic] you and Marty, you'd accomplish it by huffing varnish.