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Can you be a flamer without being gay, though?
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Van wrote:Can you be a flamer without being gay, though?
No, you're right....unless TVO isn't gay.
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Toddowen wrote:
Mikey wrote:
The "legality" of the pics is not the issue here.

The fact that you're a sick fuck is why you need to seek help.
I don't do that confessional box thing that you do. It seems to me a little hypocritical to have someone giving advice on how I should live my life when that person is hiding behind a veil of perverted sickness themselves.

But that's usually the way it is. Often those who are the most offended are throwing up the thickest cloud of smoke and avoiding every mirror.
Sorry I missed your melt, Tardd. Let me see if I've got this straight here. You post pics of some scantily clad 12 year old (yes no?) but the people who object to your content are the ones with the problem? Is that the point you're struggling to make here? I'd just like to be clear on that.

Oh and you won't ever have to worry about me "giving advice on how to live your life." I'll be happy to give you some pointers on how to end it, though. I'm here to help.
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Why do you keep projecting your own fear and pedophiliac tendencies onto others? Does it help you cope? Or are you just a KC native?
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote:Or are you just a KC native?
oh snap

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Cool song, Wags.

8)
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Toddowen wrote: peak his interest
Definite grounds for ELIMINATION
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Mikey wrote:
Toddowen wrote: peak his interest
Definite grounds for ELIMINATION
No, sorry Mikey, that was the correct usage.

It's sexual slang, like "Rusty Trombone" or "Cleveland Steamer".

IE: "His ball gag came loose while I was trying to peak his interest."
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Toddowen wrote:
mvscal wrote:Why do you keep projecting your own fear and pedophiliac tendencies onto others? Does it help you cope? Or are you just a KC native?
Nope...Never been to KC.

Mostly it's a need to satisfy the cravings of others. Goober Mctuber wants some freakery to sink his teeth into. I search around and find some pics of Lazytown Stephanie that'll his peak his interest, and he responds accordingly.

Pictures of underaged girls don't interest me, Tardowen. You did surprise me a little bit, though. I would have figured you preferred little boys.
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Toddowen wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

Pictures of underaged girls don't interest me, Tardowen. You did surprise me a little bit, though. I would have figured you preferred little boys.


Well that stands to figure why you don't want them then, knowing how you people from Pervconsin roll. Soreeee.
So your position is that anyone who doesn’t want to look at pictures of underage girls is a pervert? You’re not exactly breaking new ground here, you fat, drunken pedophile.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I knew that if I contacted my friends at Landover Baptist Church I'd get some answers:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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:lol:

Jesus, Gobbles. What the fuck is that shit? That's some seriously depraved shit there.
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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You know what this boards needs?? A thread where some dudes are bickering over who used a specific word that made some other people "LOLERZ", first......


Oh, hey......you've got one!!!



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Ana Ng wrote:
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Fixer in the 416 just found a new asian to stalk.
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Image

3,2,1.
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Van wrote:I guess you're going to gloss over those occasions when I have applauded your funny comments posted under your normal nic.
Link?
In any case, he frequently makes nearly everyone on this board laugh, whether friend or foe.
Some people like n1gger 'jokes' and threats of rape on their neighbors and the like. Sounds like you are proud to be one of those people. Congrats I guess.
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Well, no, I've never gotten on board with his n-bombs. Never have, never will. But then you already knew that.

Assraping Mrs. Vogel? Now that's quality stuff! Plus, she loves it. She's married to Dan Vogel, after all.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I knew that if I contacted my friends at Landover Baptist Church I'd get some answers:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965
Best line so far...
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Van wrote:Well, no, I've never gotten on board with his n-bombs. Never have, never will. But then you already knew that.
I guess I did. Most of his act is a deal breaker for me. I must have more integrity than you. Scary huh?
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Verily I lie awake in bed, TVO, unable to sleep because of your colossal integrity. My tortured soul is imbued with self-doubt over your sheer Jimmy Stewart-ness.

Damn you to hell, oh incubus of the Truly Righteous!
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You don't have to live on the dark side Van. That's ALL on you.
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Never watched Star Wars, and I never will. Anyway, why does everything always have to come back to Vadar for 'Duh Fan?
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Who said anything about Star Wars? You are dumber than Dins looks.
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Okay, now that was mean.

:lol:
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