tattoos have officially jumped the shark
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Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark
This is the worst thread in the history of the internet.
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I predict this thread will have 100 views and 80% of them will be from Diego.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark
I guess this is the place to drop in the obligatory Justin Bieber is dumber than Miss Teen South Carolina clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MX_f5CWU8
uhhh ... duh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MX_f5CWU8
uhhh ... duh?
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At least he isnt pole dancing
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Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark
He will if Diego has anything to say about it.Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
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What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?BSmack wrote:He will if Diego has anything to say about it.Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.
Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.Martyred wrote:What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?BSmack wrote:He will if Diego has anything to say about it.Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.
Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark
I LOVE sailor tattoos.
Big fan of the old school nautical and pin-up ink.
Big fan of the old school nautical and pin-up ink.
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Popeye's battleship tattoo was actually seen to be steaming down his bicep and shooting of its 16s.Martyred wrote:What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?BSmack wrote:He will if Diego has anything to say about it.Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.
Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
Now that's some cool ink.
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Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos. I've seen your picture and your haircut sucks. No excuse for that shit, loser.BSmack wrote:I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.Martyred wrote:What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?BSmack wrote:BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.
Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I believe he squats upon them.Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
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With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark
Not if you're a total fucking self mutilating loser. Then they're just fine.Goober McTuber wrote:Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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RACK. The general tattoo rule has always been "if it prevents you from getting a job or is done for cool points, you're an idiot".Roach wrote:Visible the key word.BSmack wrote: . . .I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.
The worst I ever saw was a fist-sized "Bad Boy Club" logo that some dude got on the back of his calf. This was at the Navy Exchange in Orlando, so this dope likely got it right after passing bootcamp.
Considering that it probably set him back $200, it seems like he could have saved a lot by getting "douchebag" 1/2 inch text on his forehead.
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I can understand when you're starting out as a FLF that a tattoo is just another black mark on the ledger. But if you're careful as to the placement, a tattoo can be a personal marking that no one even knows is there. Like if you had some Cheetos powder tattooed onto your crotch.BSmack wrote:Not if you're a total fucking self mutilating loser. Then they're just fine.Goober McTuber wrote:Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Shit, I just remembered I forgot to floss this morning.Goober McTuber wrote:
So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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At crotch-level?Toddowen wrote:She does have a slight resemblance, actually.Goober McTuber wrote:
So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I don't know. It's your mom.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I see you finally worked out who Justin Beiber is JSC :P
Tattoos haven't jumped the shark so much as become so commonplace that it's like getting your ears pierced
Tattoos haven't jumped the shark so much as become so commonplace that it's like getting your ears pierced
You just can't fix stupid...trust me I've tried
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She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case. It's a symptom of borderline personality disorder not a fashion statement.Toddowen wrote:Allright, Expert in freakery.....tell me about those scars along her arms? Are those a form of mutilation?
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mvscal wrote: She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case.
AKA: "Right in Dinsdale's wheelhouse."
If me and that ultraskank's paths ever crossed, the phrase "game on" would even scratch the surface.
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You would also nail Tardowen's mom? Because there's a resemblance. Delonte West's got nothing on you, player.Dinsdale wrote:mvscal wrote: She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case.
AKA: "Right in Dinsdale's wheelhouse."
If me and that ultraskank's paths ever crossed, the phrase "game on" would even scratch the surface.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote: You would also nail Tardowen's mom?
I'd be all over it... right up until I remember that Todd had been there first, which would negate any utility Little Dins had at that point.
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