Fucking SEC Teachers....

[Diego in Seattle]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_ ... y_lesson_1

Secret Service probes Ala. teacher geometry lesson
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Print Tue May 18, 1:34 pm ET

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – The Secret Service questioned an Alabama teacher after school officials said he used an hypothetical example of shooting at the president to teach geometric angles.

The teacher at Corner High School in Birmingham was not identified Tuesday by the Jefferson County school district.

Senior Joseph Brown told the Birmingham News that the teacher "was talking about angles and said, 'If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president.'"

The Secret Service interviewed the teacher after authorities were notified, determined there was not a credible threat and closed the investigation.

Superintendent Phil Hammonds says the teacher showed extremely poor judgment but there are no plans to fire him.

[Van]

This thread is useless without pics.

[BSmack]

I become like Spock in that episode where he must mate or die.

Help me, somebody please. :x

I think we all know the choice you need to make. Insert barrel, pull trigger.

[Van]

Yep, big fan of Ana Eyes. I'd even let her keep the panda hat on. I'm thinking it'd be kind of a fun way to do Asian.

[Cueball]

[Diego in Seattle]

This thread is useless without pics.

but there are no plans to fire him.

Coming out of the closet?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Todd, you're a fat, drunk, lonely, suicidal bizarro creeper with oedipal, homosexual, and pedo tendencies. You're also into shit music and not particularly funny or interesting. Suffice it to say Ana's not racing to her digi cam anytime soon to fulfill your desperate desires. You should probably move on.

[Van]

This thread is useless without pics.

but there are no plans to fire him.

Coming out of the closet?

Fucking SEC teachers....

[Diego in Seattle]

This thread is useless without pics.

but there are no plans to fire him.

Coming out of the closet?

Fucking SEC teachers....

IL?

[Goober McTuber]

Todd, you're a fat, drunk, lonely, suicidal bizarro creeper with oedipal, homosexual, and pedo tendencies. You're also into shit music and not particularly funny or interesting. Suffice it to say Ana's not racing to her digi cam anytime soon to fulfill your desperate desires. You should probably move on.

Sorry. The temptation is too powerful.

Die, you FAT drunken PEDOPHILE.

[BSmack]

And what were you saying about the reason MtLR doesn't bother posting here?

And that has what to do with you being a shit poster?

[Goober McTuber]

What it is, is you scrambling for a beard. Good luck with that, pedo.

[BSmack]

I'll take a guess as to what that is though. YOU, Bri, because your locked in a marriage that you've grown sour of.

Seven years as of this August, and we are still like two peas in a pod.

I'll tell you why I'm dumping on you. It's because you are a fucking dolt. Snap out of it and grow the fuck up. There has never been a successful pairing between posters in the history of Smack Chat and all the spinoffs. Every one has gone sour and usually resulted in a heaping portion of on board humiliation for all involved. So when you go begging for a taste of what Ana's got, you are playing the fool. And I'm here to tell you.

[LTS TRN 2]

Shut up!

You yammering little kids!

The initial post is pretty interesting in a reflective sort of way. The "tea bagger" teacher is just twisting in his juice, feeling ready for action but not knowing what to do. He's the canary in the coal mine, as it were, piping up and singing his deranged bit of terror.

The Tea Bag movement is fake. Just like this twisted jerk-off. Just like you.

[mvscal]

You should probably move on.

And by "move on" he means blow your fucking head off, Tardd.



Be honest with yourself. You are a total failure. You have absolutley nothing to live for. Suck a slug, Tardd. Do it for the children...

[Goober McTuber]

I'll take a guess as to what that is though. YOU, Bri, because your locked in a marriage that you've grown sour of.

Seven years as of this August, and we are still like two peas in a pod.

I'll tell you why I'm dumping on you. It's because you are a fucking dolt. Snap out of it and grow the fuck up. There has never been a successful pairing between posters in the history of Smack Chat and all the spinoffs. Every one has gone sour and usually resulted in a heaping portion of on board humiliation for all involved. So when you go begging for a taste of what Ana's got, you are playing the fool. And I'm here to tell you.

Well...have you ever stopped and considered that maybe things would work out ideally if everyone gave it their blessing? This wont happen no matter who it is. This I jump in to knowing full well the ridicule that will follow. This I dont give a crap about. It's all about making the move on what in my opinion is a decent looking woman. It's what I live for. It's my shot at the goal. What else is there?

A bullet in your fucking skull, Tardd. She's already hooked up with another poster.

[Goober McTuber]

A bullet in your fucking skull, Tardd. She's already hooked up with another poster.

No...fucking...shit....Sherloch.

So why are you trying to hit on her, Tardd? She remind you of your mom?

[Goober McTuber]

Projecting again, Tardd?