A priest spotted a strange man during his sermon. The man sat in the back of the church with his head bowed during the entire sermon. This went on for five days straight. Finally, the priest caught up with the man at the end of the sermon and asked, "whats troubling you my son?" The man replied, " Well Father, I'm concerned about losing my hearing." The preacher put his arm around the man's shoulder and led him to the altar at the front of the church. He had the man kneel and stuck one finger in his ear, sprinkled him with Holy Water, said a few words in Latin and gave him the sign of the cross.
The preacher then asked the man, Well son, how do you feel know?" The man replied, "I don't know Father, my hearing isn't until Friday."
fuck everyone.