pop, explain this please

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

some really inspirational scripture found its way to my monitor. I thought it was a calling of some sort. I thought I was...seeing the light. Until I read on.

It is God who arms me with strength
and makes my way perfect.

He makes my feet like the feet of a deer;
he enables me to stand on the heights.

He trains my hands for battle;
my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

You give me your shield of victory,
and your right hand sustains me;
you stoop down to make me great.

You broaden the path beneath me,
so that my ankles do not turn.

Psalm 18:32-36

Please don't tell me this is literal. Bro...are you sure you don't want your dimehole sewn before ascending into the heavens?

[mvscal]

See, I told you...

[Van]

Why does religion always gotta end up being about the butt?

Poor poop...err...pop.

[Mikey]

Why does religion always gotta end up being about the butt?

Poor poop...err...pop.

Jesus was well known amongst his friends to be an Assman.

[poptart]

It's not literal, Mgo.

Much of the Psalms, and much of the Bible, is obviously not literal.

Easy example I gave once with Van.

Psalms 23:1-2
1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters

[Ana Ng]

An ideal vacation for me would be a trip to Ireland.

I'd like to stay in a cozy cottage atop of a hill for a few days and just herd goats.



I'd prefer it if the goats were agnostic.

[Van]

Sweet. Do they have to be goats, though?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

-Todd

[Ana Ng]

That's not agnostic.

That's agonizing.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I understand.

I just need some pointers from Mace and I'm so fucking IN.

[PSUFAN]

bwahaha