Pirates in Texas

[Van]

Despite that friendly smile and those respectable clothes Petrus always was a fucking dirtbag.

[Mikey]

Nope. Not talking about inter-league baseball...

http://www.kvue.com/news/Pirates-terror ... 51499.html

Pirates terrorize boaters on Texas lake

With machine-guns in hand, Mexico's deadliest cartel is patrolling the waters of a Texas border lake.

These pirates have already ambushed three, possibly four boats, operating with virtual impunity as they make off with cash and electronics.

It's happening on Falcon Lake in Zapata, 200 yards from the Mexican border.

I theen they are called bandeeedos.

Sin,

[Trampis]

Im sorry, but this obviously is the fault of greedy American bass addicts. If they wouldnt try to catch the bass the mexicans wouldnt have to rob them. Stop catching bass and mexicans will stop trying to rob you!

[PSUFAN]

Emboldened by their success with the Crew, Mehicans are now targeting Texans...stands to reason. Didn't Douchebag offer Texans free entry? Tehas is fertile ground for the >Crew AND Mehicans

[War Wagon]

"Badges? We no need no stinking badges!"

One of the most memorable movie lines ever, though I can't remember what movie it came from.

[Go Coogs']

Blazing Saddles

[War Wagon]

Interesting av you've got there Rumps.

[Van]

It's the Russian version of Jsc's av.

[PSUFAN]

"Badges? We no need no stinking badges!"

One of the most memorable movie lines ever, though I can't remember what movie it came from.

Maybe not as memorable as you're claiming, dikkbag

[Goober McTuber]

"Badges? We no need no stinking badges!"

One of the most memorable movie lines ever, though I can't remember what movie it came from.

The picture is from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. The line as quoted is from Blazing Saddles. The line from the original is actually "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

[Go Coogs']

Thanks for clearing that up, Goobs. I feel so much better.

[Goober McTuber]

Glad I could help. Just wanted to make sure you knew that Blazing Saddles wasn't shot in black and white.

[Mikey]

I theenk I heard somewheres that the original book used "fucking" instead of "stinking". Prolly wouldn't have gotten past the sensors (sic) in the 40s.

edit: OK here's how the book had it:

"All right," Curtin shouted back. "If you are the police, where are your badges? Let's see them."
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

[Van]

Sounds kinda like a Messican mvscal, huh?

Now, how do you say 'vapid, racist fuckstick' in Spanish? I smell a sequel.

[mvscal]

Trashbags...we don't need no steenking trashbags.







Yeah, we really need a couple million more of these foul shitstains.

[Mikey]

Cabrón!! ¿Dónde está el oro?

[indyfrisco]

Sounds kinda like a Messican mvscal, huh?

Now, how do you say 'vapid, racist fuckstick' in Spanish? I smell a sequel.

Mierda racista insípida palo.

[OCmike]

Trashbags...we don't need no steenking trashbags.

[Mikey]

[War Wagon]

Trashbags...we don't need no steenking trashbags.

Yeah, we really need a couple million more of these foul shitstains.

As I've posted before, I've worked with and around dozens of Messicans the past 10-12 years when my company decided it would be a good idea to hire every one of them that walked thru the door and then their brother, cousin, uncle, son, etc.

Most of them are pretty decent folk and easy to get along with, good workers and whatsuch, but goddamn they are the trashiest fucking people. Everywhere they go, trash is sure to be left behind. They don't know how to use a trashcan and even when they do, they don't know how to dump the motherfucker when it's full, just keeping stuffing trash in there till it overflows and spills all over the place.

They must not have sanitary sewer systems in Mexico because these shitstains will wipe their ass and throw the fucking toilet paper on the goddamn floor in the bathroom. And you just can't seem to communicate with these fucks and get them to flush their shit-wipe.

Finally we'd had enough and started making them clean up their own fucking messes, everyday. Suddenly, the messes stopped. Why it took so long was a complete failure of top management who were more concerned about production numbers than having a clean work environment. Dumbfucks. A clean shop is an efficient shop.

[Carson]

The coyotes are more concerned with how much dope the mules can carry and how many more feet they can carry it than whether or not they are keeping the natives from crying.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I would surrender to these pirates any day. Ahoy, matey.




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