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Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:08 pm

= Fucking New Guy

Ever had one of these dickheads approach their new place of employment without any ambition or eagerness?

FNG I'm training is showing early signs of complacency and lethargy. Not only that, but we're four weeks into his training and he still is unsure that gas vapors rise out of a drum.

This fuckwad is going to be my new partner outside and I am supposed to trust him with my life when the shit hits the fan. Frankly, I'm a little concerned.

Thoughts?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:14 pm

Hey, instead of placing blame, why can't you just say "accidents happen" and leave it at that?

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Rand Paul

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:17 pm

Accidents don't happen ?

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:52 pm

Ron is a proud man.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun May 23, 2010 2:03 am

Go Coogs' wrote:This fuckwad is going to be my new partner outside and I am supposed to trust him with my life when the shit hits the fan. Frankly, I'm a little concerned.

Can you please put this in the proper perspective for me?

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Which is more threatening to your existence... your wife on top or new guy's first day post-training?

Is your life in real danger (threat level > your wife on top)... or are you just venting?

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Sun May 23, 2010 5:32 am

Go Coogs' wrote: This fuckwad is going to be my new partner...

Thoughts?

You didnt meet him at one of Todds bug parties did you?

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sun May 23, 2010 6:41 am

shit happens!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 23, 2010 3:01 pm

Rumps,

if you want to break him in, find out if his wife is hot (by that I mean under 2 bills). If so, work on a wifeswap thing, so you can finally get a nut without endangering your life. As for his side of it...that which doesn't kill him will make him stronger - so forbid the rollover.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun May 23, 2010 3:32 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Is your life in real danger

Sure is. Hydrogen Sulfide is no joke and I've been in a couple of dicey situations already that required me and the other guy to act fast and be cool about it. The other guy I'm speaking of was a helluva operator and I could trust him.

PSU, the rollover bit is some dated material. You old fucks must be losing a step, and therefore you've reverted back to Ozzie & Harriet punchlines. I guess dementia is settling in. Sucks for you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 23, 2010 4:06 pm

I like Self-Deprecating Rumps much better.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 23, 2010 4:10 pm

I've been in a couple of dicey situations already that required me and the other guy to act fast and be cool about it.

Oh shit - IRIE came over for dinner?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun May 23, 2010 4:20 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:= Fucking New Guy

Thoughts?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=18836

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun May 23, 2010 4:22 pm

Van wrote:I like Self-Deprecating Rumps much better.

I do too, to a certain extent. Sometimes I gotta stick out my chest and act like a bad ass along with these other dolts who play the bully.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 24, 2010 7:00 am

Go Coogs' wrote:my new partner ...is showing early signs of complacency and lethargy.

Certainly not the first. Is he putting on weight?

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