THE RUMPLING: Does Coogs have a secret weapon?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I believe we all know that as of late, Rumps has been dropping hints that Rumplewife has shed an ocean liner amount of weight...but what he hasn't told us is where she's at now.
Do you believe that he is biding his time, waiting for us to become so hypnotised with preconceptions of Mrs. Rumps being this...

:rumple:


...and then later he will drop a bomb of a pic, saying: "Hey suckers, get out the Jergins...I certainly won't be needing it because THIS IS WHAT MY WIFE LOOKS LIKE NOW!"




He is a devious bastard. I don't trust him...no sir...
We must brace ourselves for such an inevitability.

[Go Coogs']

I'll decide if or when the time is right.

I really don't have to prove anything to "clear" my name, so I'll continue to be a punching bag for members who have fat spouses.

Again, I'm sure everyone else describes their wife as a 5'10" blonde bombshell who used to model for Macy's. Whatever. Continue to have fun with it; I'll either join in on the fun with my self-deprecating humor or ignore it.

All that matters is what I know.