Jose Lima dies of heart attack
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Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home


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Jesus. Plus her name is...Dorca. "You are what you eat" certainly fits her.
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Wow, 37 is way too young.
In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.
One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.
RiP Lima Time.
In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.
One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.
RiP Lima Time.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.
Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.
"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."
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You just gotta love a wife who's nippling out while wearing a boob-top for her appearance at the mic at Dodger Stadium. Firing your cannons in public...now that's how it's done.


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Yeah, see, 'cause i just pulled that name of hers outta my ass. It wasn't like I read the link or anything.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.
"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."

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Now Mrs. Lima is calling out my member. Now that's more like it.
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Was he a juicer? 37 is awfully young to check out with a bad ticker though his wife's cans are enough to give any man palpitations.
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Damn, you could put someone's eye out with one of those.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home
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Big Lima fan here.
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Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.
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Glad you had yourself a good time.Wagon wrote:Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.
And good thing Lima Time didn't decide he wanted to get to "know" you a little better.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.
Sure. Because if your Alpha female wife is going to scream at strangers for going into a titty-bar, I’m sure she’s cool with you grabbing a hot bitch’s tits.

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Oh look. THere's a little piece of shit hanging from my shoe.
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Drinks are free at casinos.War Wagon wrote:Wow, 37 is way too young.
In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.
One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.
RiP Lima Time.
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Not all casinos are in Vegas.Bill Lumbergh wrote:Drinks are free at casinos.
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I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas.
What a bunch of sensitive pussies.

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:?I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas.
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