Gardening Tips

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Share your gardening success/epic fail stories here.

I'll be posting pics from our own Agricultural Collective soon, too.
My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

It's best to plant seed on Friday night.

[Van]

My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.

I love you, man. - smackie

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.

I love you, man. - smackie

Sorry, Van...I was so distracted by having to break up a fight between to workers in People's Corn Sector #2...
Seems they got a little over-zealous trying to exceed quotas...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It's best to plant seed on Friday night.

How far into the hole should these seeds be pushed?

[Van]

Now you're just being gratuitous. Pfffft. I shan't play anymore.

[Trampis]

Say you want to spray your fruit trees, like a cherry tree for example, with some pesticide. The trees too damn tall to get the spray up in the upper branches.
Take your backpack sprayer with your pesticide mixed up inside. Get a leaf blower. Duct tape the wand of the backpack sprayer to the air blowing tube of the blower with the tip of the nozzle of the wand just overhanging the end. Fire up the blower, build pressure in the packtank and lock the spray nozzle on and give the leaf blower gas. A nice spray mist will drift throughout the whole tree wherever you point.

Of course wear a rain coat and hat and bath immediatly afterward.

Basically you've just simulated a comercial orchard sprayer. Glad i could help.

[Wolfman]

'How far into the hole should these seeds be pushed so that it is plugged Daddy?"
FTFY

[Van]

Of course wear a rain coat and hat, and bath immediately afterward.

ELIMINATED

But a great tip.

FTFY. Whole Lotta Laminations.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Whatever happened to that Lovebuzz character?

She put her kids in a dumpster and told them it was a "magical play-room" so she could fuck some ex-con two states over.

[Van]

Buzzer wrote me a few weeks ago. She's doing fine. She's a brunette now, and a full-time mom. She's not doing much messageboarding anymore.

[trev]

She doesn't make it to the library much anymore. Our loss.

[Trampis]

Whatever happened to that Lovebuzz character? It claimed to have some kind of education in horticulture. {Which was really the only thing it ever said that didn't just irk me to the point of wishing Fubuclown to backslap it at least two times}


I've given up on gardening. Tomatoes are easier to just go out and redeem a couple of returnable cans for. I've had subterranean termites destroy the roots of flowers I've planted. And the deer pissed me off to the point of considering just going serial killer on their asses when they munched up virtually the entire garden a few years ago.

You just need a boxcutter to solve your problems Toddhttp://www.ktvl.com/articles/walla-1195 ... nmate.html

Inmate in hot water for killing, butchering deer at work farm

May 28, 2010 11:42 AM
The ASSOCIATED PRESS
WALLA WALLA, Wash. -- The Washington State Penitentiary says an inmate on a work crew killed and butchered a deer that was entangled in netting at the prison's pheasant farm near Walla Walla.

Spokeswoman Shari Hall says the minimum-security prisoner killed the deer last Saturday using a box cutter that the crew is allowed to use. Investigators acting on a tip Tuesday found about 15 pounds of venison in garbage bags in the farm's break room.

Hall says she didn't know what the inmate intended to do with the meat. The break room has no cooking equipment, and no campfires are allowed on the farm.

The inmate, who is a former butcher, lost work crew privileges and could face other punishment. He is incarcerated on a drug conviction and is scheduled to be released in December 2012.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Who gives a fuck "how she's doing?" Either post some tits here, or something funny, or fuck off.

[PSUFAN]

bahahaha

[smackaholic]

How does this thread go 18 posts deep without some sort of smackaholic gardening skillz reset?

You guys are slipping.

[smackaholic]

Share your gardening success/epic fail stories here.

I'll be posting pics from our own Agricultural Collective soon, too.
My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.

one of them needs to take a few minutes out of they're busy day and give you some english lessons.

[Screw_Michigan]

Who gives a fuck "how she's doing?" Either post some tits here, or something funny, or fuck off.

No shit. Tits, ass, clam or STFU.