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Share your gardening success/epic fail stories here.

I'll be posting pics from our own Agricultural Collective soon, too.
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It's best to plant seed on Friday night.

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Martyred wrote:My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.
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Van wrote:
Martyred wrote:My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.
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Sorry, Van...I was so distracted by having to break up a fight between to workers in People's Corn Sector #2...
Seems they got a little over-zealous trying to exceed quotas...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's best to plant seed on Friday night.

How far into the hole should these seeds be pushed?
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Now you're just being gratuitous. Pfffft. I shan't play anymore.
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Say you want to spray your fruit trees, like a cherry tree for example, with some pesticide. The trees too damn tall to get the spray up in the upper branches.
Take your backpack sprayer with your pesticide mixed up inside. Get a leaf blower. Duct tape the wand of the backpack sprayer to the air blowing tube of the blower with the tip of the nozzle of the wand just overhanging the end. Fire up the blower, build pressure in the packtank and lock the spray nozzle on and give the leaf blower gas. A nice spray mist will drift throughout the whole tree wherever you point.

Of course wear a rain coat and hat and bath immediatly afterward.

Basically you've just simulated a comercial orchard sprayer. Glad i could help.
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'How far into the hole should these seeds be pushed so that it is plugged Daddy?"
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88 wrote:
Trampis wrote:Of course wear a rain coat and hat, and bath immediately afterward.
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But a great tip.
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Toddowen wrote:Whatever happened to that Lovebuzz character?
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Buzzer wrote me a few weeks ago. She's doing fine. She's a brunette now, and a full-time mom. She's not doing much messageboarding anymore.
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She doesn't make it to the library much anymore. Our loss.
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Toddowen wrote:Whatever happened to that Lovebuzz character? It claimed to have some kind of education in horticulture. {Which was really the only thing it ever said that didn't just irk me to the point of wishing Fubuclown to backslap it at least two times}


I've given up on gardening. Tomatoes are easier to just go out and redeem a couple of returnable cans for. I've had subterranean termites destroy the roots of flowers I've planted. And the deer pissed me off to the point of considering just going serial killer on their asses when they munched up virtually the entire garden a few years ago.
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How does this thread go 18 posts deep without some sort of smackaholic gardening skillz reset?

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Martyred wrote:Share your gardening success/epic fail stories here.

I'll be posting pics from our own Agricultural Collective soon, too.
My comrade-workers are so excited, their voluntarily agreeing to pull double shifts in the fields.
one of them needs to take a few minutes out of they're busy day and give you some english lessons.
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