Love the smell of doughnuts in the morning?

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Love the smell of doughnuts in the morning?

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The smell, you know the greasy smell. Smells like...obesity.


So, Smackaholic is now writing food pieces for the LA Times? Who would of thought.

http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la ... full.story
Homemade doughnuts? Piece of cake!
The store-bought ones can't compare. It's not as hard as you think.
By Noelle Carter, Los Angeles Times

June 3, 2010

My favorite mornings growing up, I'd wake to the sounds of Mom busy in the kitchen, rolling out freshly risen dough as a pot of oil heated on the stove. I could soon tell by the aromas wafting through the house that the morning was going to be special.

Mom was making doughnuts for breakfast.

Before too long, we were picking out our favorites from the freshly frosted bunch. I always chose one of the long johns she shaped using a large dog-bone-shaped cookie cutter. My siblings and I would pile in front of the TV, all four of us propped against the family dog (a very big St. Bernard), devouring her creations as we fought for the remote.

The crisp, brittle crust of each golden-brown doughnut would give way to a warm and tender interior, delicately flavored and comfortingly fragrant. We'd savor every last bite, licking the rich chocolate glaze from our fingers as we watched cartoons.

There's something magical about the doughnut. You don't have to be Homer Simpson to swoon when you're greeted with all those bright colors and sparkly decorations in a doughnut shop display case. But no matter how wonderful they may appear, it's hard to find a store-bought doughnut that compares with homemade.

And believe it or not, they're really not hard to make. You can whip up a batch of cake doughnuts in about an hour. Put together a batch of yeast-raised the night before, and all you have to do is fry them the next morning. Making breakfast for someone special? Try a batch of French crullers, their thin, golden crusts yielding to the most delicate, lightly flavored interiors.

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Mikey wrote:So, Smackaholic is now writing food pieces for the LA Times?
Is he still struggling with its and it's?



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"...devouring her creations as we fought for the remote."

Fought for the remote as kids ? How old is this writer ? Before there was even television my Grandmother was making kuechles---yum. If you have to ask, I'm not telling. Damn, makes me want to stop into a Dunkin'Donuts for a double chocolate.
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Wolfman wrote:kuechles
Now that's an old school kraut.

BTW: A lot of Germans came over with that as their surname.

http://www.ancestry.com/facts/Kuechle-f ... story.ashx
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Nice find Bri. If you did your own surname you saw that there were more in Florida in 1920. Must be they knew something.
My Grandmother was a real old school German lady. I always thought she lived in the kitchen. When she passed away, all those great recipes for German food which she never wrote down were lost.
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I'd rather have some kringle from Wisconsin.
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It's National Donut Day ??

http://www.krispykreme.com/popUp_NatDoughnutDay10.html

I'm not driving to Tampa for a free one.

A little history:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Doughnut_Day
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