Van der Sloot Can't Pull No Ass...

[Van]

Natalee

Pray for her.

[Van]

Sam, that was merely another poke at the "pray for them" line of Annie's regarding Norphious and Nonsequituriousness, or whatever those two black kids with the stupid names were called.

Natalee spelled with two 'e's is just plain irritating.

[Q, West Coast Style]

There's a Nancy Grace joke here somewhere . . .

[Van]

Sam, so show us a pic of this C+ beauty queen who's doubtless resting at the bottom of some bog.

[Goober McTuber]

[Python]

I know. But it gave me an opp to say what I've been saying to my wife for 5 fucking years!

Please just touch it?

[Van]

[mvscal]

Peru cops: Holloway suspect van der Sloot wanted for murder again

I'm sure it's merely a coincidence. Hopefully the local authorities will be able to clear this up quickly so this upstanding young man can go on with his life.

[Onions]

Peru cops: Holloway suspect van der Sloot wanted for murder again

I'm sure it's merely a coincidence. Hopefully the local authorities will be able to clear this up quickly so this upstanding young man can go on with his life.

rack mvscal

[MuchoBulls]

Natalee spelled with two 'e's is just plain irritating.

Or Southern

[MuchoBulls]

Should I even ask why you were looking at that page?

[Moving Sale]

They died/disappeared 5 years to the day apart. Weird.

[smackaholic]

Now it seems young van der snot remembers where natalie's body is. And he's willing to tell the keystone cops back in Aruba where. But not until he is sent back there.



How's about you tell jose where she is when he's banging the shit out of you in your cell tonight, you incredibly stupid punk.

Suck to be you kiddo. Sucks really, really bad.



Feel good story of the week right there!