Dr_Phibes wrote:Wolfman wrote:
Curtain rods and deck chairs have a better cost/value relationship with special forces.
Okay, now you've done it...
You realize some defense contractor is going to market curtain rods to the Navy as "anti-piracy defense systems", right?
Then, right wing talk radio will squawk about "liberals" not standing behind the troops by denying them these "anti-piracy defense systems"...
Then, some country music douchebag will write a patriotic song like "Daddy Loved Momma, But He Loved His Curtainrod More"...
Glenn Beck will print up curtainrod bumperstickers proclaiming "Suck On THIS, Haji!"
Curtainrod sales at Home Depot will skyrocket.
AP will be made regional head of sales.
Is this what you want?
IS IT?