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Frappe ? Now if you're up in Maine and order a "frappe" you'll get served what I call a "milk shake" or "shake". If you want a milk shake in Rhode Island you had best ask for a "cabinet". Now I haven't been in New England in a few years and that may have all changed. If I go to McD's and ask for a "frappe" what will I be getting ?
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I always found coffee flavored drinks outside of coffee itself are palms out at a white party queer.
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R-Jack wrote:I always found coffee flavored drinks outside of coffee itself are palms out at a white party queer.
I still can't get past fuck knuckles who load up their coffee with cream. THAT'S NOT FUCKING COFFEE, ASSHOLES! You're RUINING the integrity of the coffee bean.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I always found coffee flavored drinks outside of coffee itself are palms out at a white party queer.
I still can't get past fuck knuckles who load up their coffee with cream. THAT'S NOT FUCKING COFFEE, ASSHOLES! You're RUINING the integrity of the coffee bean.
No shit. Since when did a regular coffee come with cream and sugar. Last I check when Messicans are pickin the damn thing for me it doesn't already have cream and sugar on it
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Look, if you really want to guzzle a load of warm cream......uhhhh......fine, just don't call it coffee.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Look, if you really want to guzzle a load of warm cream......uhhhh......fine, just don't call it coffee.
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Sudden Sam wrote:..., so I am not a frappe ingester on a regular basis.
that's a softball, if ever there was one.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I always found coffee flavored drinks outside of coffee itself are palms out at a white party queer.
I still can't get past fuck knuckles who load up their coffee with cream. THAT'S NOT FUCKING COFFEE, ASSHOLES! You're RUINING the integrity of the coffee bean.
Sorta like having a black president with some white thrown in...it ruins the integrity.
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Trampis wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I always found coffee flavored drinks outside of coffee itself are palms out at a white party queer.
I still can't get past fuck knuckles who load up their coffee with cream. THAT'S NOT FUCKING COFFEE, ASSHOLES! You're RUINING the integrity of the coffee bean.
Sorta like having a black president with some white thrown in...it ruins the integrity.

So, you like your Presidents the same way you like your coffee...?
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Roach wrote:I'm with Sam about Starbucks, hardly ever go there. The coffee is ok, but over-rated, and what's with the Grande bullshit.
Starbucks' regular coffee tastes like shit because they burn them all with their special "Starbucks over-roast" . Basically this means every bean of their's tastes like French Roast, or in other words, burnt to a fucking crisp. Hence the nickname "Charbucks". Good coffee shops/chains know that the secret to a kickass cup is that every coffee bean or blend has its own ideal roast.

The three best coffee[/i] chains I've found are Peet's, Diedrich's and Seattle's Best. All three treat coffee roasting like it's sacred, unlike Starbucks, who think they can run serve you hot brown cat piss and act like you're an asshole if you don't burst into song after the first sip.

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OCmike wrote: Starbucks' regular coffee tastes like shit because they burn them all with their special "Starbucks over-roast" ...best coffee[/i] chains... Seattle's Best.



Funny stuff... since it's made in the same place by the same people.

Sucks when you get duped by the PR department, eh?


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Dinsdale wrote:The best coffee comes from the feces of the Kopi Luwak, or so ppanther always claims.
FTFY.
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I guess I'd forgotten about the Possum's Ass Special Roast.
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Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote: Starbucks' regular coffee tastes like shit because they burn them all with their special "Starbucks over-roast" ...best coffee[/i] chains... Seattle's Best.



Funny stuff... since it's made in the same place by the same people.


Wow, talk about a non-statistic. Are you saying that they're incapable of roasting beans for different companies to different specifications? Ah, nevermind...I'm sure you have a buddy's ex-girlfriend's one-time-experimental lesbian lover who once roasted coffee there that will back you up on this. :D

Sucks when you get duped by the PR department, eh?


Not sure what this means. I can't remember the last time I've seen a commercial or ad for any coffee chain. But I have bought a fuckton of whole bean coffee from Charbucks, Seattle's Best and the others I mentioned, which is what I based my comments on.

With Seattle's Best, their coffee has the flavor that the name on the front of the bag indicates that it should. That doesn't seem like a lot to ask.

With the exception of Gold Coast, Starbucks' coffee all tastes like French Roast _______ because they burn the shit out of it. But hey, if I ever want a bag of French Roast Costa Rican coffee, I know right where to go.
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Frappe...uh yeah, that's where this cream mustache came from...

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Starbucks is ok, but I wish they'd sell drip coffee in a flavor other that Pike Place Roast (I'd prefer #1 Verona #2 Sumatra).

What I really miss is Blue Mountain Coffee. One of these days I'll have to make a return trip to Jamaica just for the coffee.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Starbucks is ok, but I wish they'd sell drip coffee in a flavor other that Pike Place Roast (I'd prefer #1 Verona #2 Sumatra).

What I really miss is Blue Mountain Coffee. One of these days I'll have to make a return trip to Jamaica just for the coffee.
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