OMIGOD! Potential New Neighbor

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Re: OMIGOD! Potential New Neighbor

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Probably just a Catholic priest. They love hot rods...
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Then again, your new neighbor could be Ken.
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In real estate lingo, they are referred to as "BLOCKBUSTERS".

Want to make a load of cash?

1.) Buy a house in an upscale neighborhood.
2.) Rent the house to a large family of color.
3.) Watch as the surrounding neighborhood comps take a nosedive.
4.) Buy up houses from desperate sellers.
5.) Suitcase the colored family (burn a cross on their lawn, call immigration, etc.)
6.) Watch as property values skyrocket.
7.) sell

just some free advice for my good friends here at T1B :hfal:
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Sam - Just go "old school" and save your neighborhood by following this advice:
Sirfindafold wrote:Suitcase the colored family (burn a cross on their lawn, call immigration, etc.)
Saves money too by cutting out the middle man.
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