Chris Simms....STONER!!

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Chris Simms....STONER!!

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busted for driving high whilst having his 8 month prego wife in the passenger seat.

had red eyes, a flushed face and slurred speech, sources told The Post.

same thing happened after the OU games he played in...


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as much as it's easy to bang on Limousine Chris, his quintessential moment of sucking was giftwrapping Colorado 21 points on INT's in the 01 Big XII Championship game, which Gary Barnett tried to blow with the single worst fake punt in the history of football.
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^^^^

still gives me goosebumps.
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this still gives me goosebumps. Nebraska and Dr. Tom have always been our bitch. Osborne, 5-12 against Switzer and didn't win with the better team more than a couple times. we win in lincoln in back to back years in 86 and 87.

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