The Wife's Birthday Present

[indyfrisco]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.....to get a blow job.

Though I admit taking the wife to pick out an Expedition EL Limited over lunch.

[Mikey]

Never been much of a Caddy fan, but a friend of mine's mother decided she was tool old to drive and gave him her dream car to sell or keep. He's got it garaged now, but it's a sweet ride.

[Screw_Michigan]

I thought Ford stopped making Expeditions?

[Carson]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.....to get a blow job.

I got the blowjob first, then I bought the car.

...and I only had to get her a Mazda 3.

[Sirfindafold]

I see how you conveniently left out the rearview picture proudly showing the "OBAMA 2012" and "Honk if you suck Obama's cack" bumper stickers.



Can't say I blame you.

[trev]

Who gets a car for their birthday? That is sort of a necessity. Like a washing machine or a vacuum cleaner. I hope you got her something else in addition.

[Screw_Michigan]

Who gets a car for their birthday? That is sort of a necessity. Like a washing machine or a vacuum cleaner. I hope you got her something else in addition.

You are truly the face of the GOP: A knuckle-dragging mongoloid.

[Go Coogs']

Love the look of the CTS.

Mrs. Rumps likes it too, but we plan on having children soon, so the SUV route is where we'll look next. She likes the Navigators. It's a Ford, so I'm game.

[War Wagon]

Rnarn? Been a few years, last seen at Smackboard perhaps. From St. Joe, I believe. Likes motocross. Solid poster.

Nice car btw Scotty and yes, we all get how fucking rich and famous you are and what a fabulous BS lifestyle you lead. And if anyone were inclined to forget, you'd be sure to start a thread reminding us of how many toys you have aquired.

For my wifes B-day I told her "Happy Birthday", fixed her breakfast and did the dishes. She was thrilled, pretty sure I got laid that night.

[socal]

Never been much of a Caddy fan, but a friend of mine's mother decided she was tool

Was she spamming him with Golden Gate postcard pics or selling windchimes in Strawberry Canyon?

[mvscal]

Purp is the wifes fav color so she's loving it

Coulda saved yourself some skrilla...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Purp is the wifes fav color so she's loving it

Coulda saved yourself some skrilla...

~sigh~

I wish Felchco would secure his Photobucket account...

:(

[Cuda]

Scott, why don't you get her what she really wants: a size XXXXL exit bag for you

[trev]

Who gets a car for their birthday? That is sort of a necessity. Like a washing machine or a vacuum cleaner. I hope you got her something else in addition.

You are truly the face of the GOP: A knuckle-dragging mongoloid.

And you are?

First, tell us what you got your wife for her birthday.

[War Wagon]

pssst, trev... Screw is gay. MGMT out front shoulda' told ya'.

[poptart]

I got my wife a wok and a few lbs of prime korean ... beef.

[R-Jack]

Who gets a car for their birthday? That is sort of a necessity. Like a washing machine or a vacuum cleaner. I hope you got her something else in addition.

You are truly the face of the GOP: A knuckle-dragging mongoloid.

And you are?

First, tell us what you got your wife for her birthday.

I'm guessing her own mop, so she doesn't have to use his.

[Screw_Michigan]

pssst, trev... Screw is gay. MGMT out front shoulda' told ya'.

Fuck you. KC Scott's wife is lucky for him buying her a Caddy instead of a, say, "necessity" like an Accord. Exactly how an idiot like trev, and all of you pole smokers, would miss my point.

[R-Jack]

Perspective Screw,

Trev is the type that lists "not another black eye" as a necessity.

[rnarn]

Scott it was sure good seeing you again bro. Hope that your wife loves the car man.

[Truman]

Looks like you made TWO quality pick-up's last night, Scott...

Rack any and all rnarn sightings! Welcome home, Bro!

[rnarn]

Thank you Truman, glad to be back and have fun with you fellas again. Board Overlords, LOL. That is hilarious Scott. Looking forward to running smack again and hoping that the Chiefs have fianlly turned the corner and are on the way back to being a respectable opponent. If that ASSSSSS kicking they layed on Denver last year was a sign of things to come I will be very happy.

[trev]

Scott, I'm not a hater. I just play.

[Kansas City Kid]

Hey, fellas!!!

[poptart]

Kansas City Tard is here?

Wow.

Good times!

[indyfrisco]

I thought Ford stopped making Expeditions?

They stopped making the Excursions. The Expedition was between the Explorer and the Excursion. They came out with the Expedition EL (Extended Length) to compete with the GMC Yukon XL.

Mrs. Frisco will be driving one of these in December. I got to pick the color.

[indyfrisco]

Overlords

swoon

-Lesbian Vadgelover

[Derron]

So being the financial guru you are, of course you buy a brand new car and get completely fucked on the price, but it is BRAND NEW after all, and you can now stroke your miniature cock to all the peeps on the T1B about how you bought the old lady a brand new car !! Fucking A dude..

Pay cash or making payment's ? Did you pay your Avalon off our just roll the balance into the new loan ?

So tell us how well that the sales pimp fucked you on this deal, and now you bring him to the board...maybe he is laughing his ass off about how he got over on you...

I guess props to you for getting your old lady the sweet ride..a guy has got to do what he has to do if he can not get the old lady off now and then to keep her happy.

Just thinking that if you have to stroke it and say look at me, look at what I did that says it all right there..Bwwwhhaaaa

[Derron]

OK....my bad here then..just doing the old crack on them no matter what thing...I apologize for going negative on you..

Seems like you did the right thing, and props to you on buying used...

Maybe I just had to vent..spent the last 7 days dealing with lawyers, accountants, morticians and really fucked up family members after my father in law died last week...

[Derron]

Sorry to hear about the Father in law passing - it's been a tough year for you Bro

Thanks man....he had a good life and was a good man, and sharp businessman...I just wonder where some people come from when people die and they think they are entitled to something..assholes..

and it has been a tough year, but I am still better off than a lot of people...

Talked to a few military veterans that were looking for help at rest stops up and down I - 5. Sucks when disabled veterans have to ask for handouts, and show their military id's to get people to help them out.

[socal]

I got my wife a wok and a few lbs of prime korean ... beef.

ARF!

[R-Jack]

Talked to a few military veterans that were looking for help at rest stops up and down I - 5. Sucks when disabled veterans have to ask for handouts

I left some "slightly used" clothing at one of those rest stops a while back that they can help themselves to.

No need to thank me. Honestly.

[Derron]

Talked to a few military veterans that were looking for help at rest stops up and down I - 5. Sucks when disabled veterans have to ask for handouts

I left some "slightly used" clothing at one of those rest stops a while back that they can help themselves to.

No need to thank me. Honestly.

Jizz rags are NOT slightly used clothing.

[R-Jack]

Talked to a few military veterans that were looking for help at rest stops up and down I - 5. Sucks when disabled veterans have to ask for handouts

I left some "slightly used" clothing at one of those rest stops a while back that they can help themselves to.

No need to thank me. Honestly.

Jizz rags are NOT slightly used clothing.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=28995

Sorry, I forgot that story was told before Otis's vaginal bleeding.

I understand how you forgot about it too. Those threads that you come off looking like a fucking moron must blend together at this point for you.

[Derron]

Sure it was not this little old lady ?

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