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[indyfrisco]

You do understand that those late term abortions are (a) rare and(b) done because there is a birth defect, right?

So you're saying Baby Shrubbers should not have the opportunity to post on the interwebs someday?

[Screw_Michigan]

Yeah, uh, what was "that" before it? Colonoscopy?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You know, just Spray dredging up some scat porn so he could post it and then accuse everyone of jacking to it.

"Aces," alright.

[Mikey]

Why not post a photo of a recent late term abortion? Look at that and try to get into the mind set of someone who does that for a living. I was dining at a local restaurant the other day and a nice young couple came in with a brand new baby. I looked at that baby and just shook my head at the thought of having that beautiful child destroyed while it was partially out of its mother's womb.
I imagined the "doctor's" thoughts as the helpless little baby squirmed and maybe even cried out as he did his deadly work. What kind of person could do that? I certainly do not want to know anyone who does.
Why it's just a bloody lump of tissues and organs. God help us.

You do understand that those late term abortions are (a) rare and(b) done because there is a birth defect, right?

You should just feel sympathy for wolfie.

Every time he sees a "brand new baby" he thinks about late term abortions, and helpless little bloody lumps squirming around and crying.

How sad is that?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Let me help a few of you out. I was basically kidding. That's what I meant by "deliberately wasting your time". Now - you can be all hot and angry about it, or you can just giggle, shake your head and move onward like (I think) most others have.

What's the problem, Old Country Buffspray? A question was posed, and I answered it. Sorry, but I don't buy your little mini melts masquerading as "bwahahaha, i was just funnin' you guys!"

How about this? Actually post something funny instead of over-compensating with drama and shock value. Pictures of fecal covered dongs and shit oozing out of a chick's vagina isn't generally considered high comedy. Can you muster that much? MUSTER...not mustard. Stay focused!

[PSUFAN]

You see, MGO, I'm not trying to be FUNNY

Then what the fuck are you doing here? That's why this forum exists, you marshmallow with bristles.

Like UCan't said...you suck at being funny, so you post pictures of turds...which, surprisingly enough, are not funny.

In this last post of yours, were you FUNNY?

He was - Old Country Buffspray got a chuckle out of me.

If you're bouncing around all of these boards as much as you do without even intending to be funny, then it might be time for a retirement ceremony...maybe we should be paying our respects...

[PSUFAN]

Actually, the only reference I've made to either were in response to you bringing them up. Neither are relevant in this thread, nor are they necessary...you're giving us plenty to work with as it is.

[PSUFAN]

Spin some tunes sometime why dontcha.

I dunno - I gets the feeling I wouldn't probably be welcomed by the majority. Besides - I think Dave might think I RL hate him.

A couple of folks smack you, and you ditch on the radio? I hope your vast pussy isn't a little bruised.

[R-Jack]

A couple of folks smack you, and you ditch on the radio? I hope your vast pussy isn't a little bruised.

Hey now, YOU'RE the one taking shit too seriously. Remember?

[PSUFAN]

I ditched the radio when YOUR pussy got hurt, dumbass!

Huh? You'll have to explain that one to me. What do I have to do with your radio participation?

[PSUFAN]

I'm still trying to decide if I like a few of you enough to do it or not. I'm still leaning towards you just going ahead and banning me, though.

There you have it, folks who are asking shutyomouth to spin some tunes. I guess he doesn't want to do it because a couple of folks were mean to him in Cul de Smack.

[R-Jack]

A couple of folks smack you, and you ditch on the radio? I hope your vast pussy isn't a little bruised.

Hey now, YOU'RE the one taking shit too seriously. Remember?

Are you saying Dave is taking it too seriously? What about you? Are you not taking it too seriously? What would happen if we got MGO to wet his britches on purpose? Could we consider him a bi-plane at that point?

Relax guy. I'm just wasting time here. Good to see how easy it was to get your panties bunched pondering how serious once can get :D

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm still leaning towards you just going ahead and banning me, though.

No banning is necessary.

If you have such a problem with all the big bad meanies here, all you have to do is utilize a little self-control, and stop coming back. Since you don't take this stuff seriously, I'm sure that will be no problem for you.

[Goober McTuber]

Will you fuck me in the butthole with a '64 Johnson 9 1/2 if I stay?

We'd have to bolt that fucker down pretty solid or it would be rattling around in there something fierce.

[Dinsdale]

Bro... you and I are of the same mold... be the biggest interent douchebag we can possibly be.

And, being cut from the same cloth, there's only so much we can give, and it's been maxed before, and will be again.

On this front, weare one and the same. Our methods just vary radically.

But bro... I say this with all sincerity...


You're in the early stages of a :HUGEMELT:


It's T1B, bro... the land of not taking anything personal seriously.

Really -- I think this is why this BBS site has survived where others have repeatedly failed in the "Jim Rome Communty."

It's why this has become my "homeboard."

We really don't have emotional attachments here... it is what it is.

I, in a rare moment, feel comfortable speaking for the whole...

Beyond a passing interest... like say, a good man in Scritti actually dying...

We don't care.

In this board, the cream has risen. I'll RACK each and every one of the posters here for calling a spade a spade...

It's an internet messageboard... no more, no less.

Sorry if this hurst you... but you're not my "friend." That's reserved for those who I have made connections with over the years, who I'd trust with my life... you're not one of those people.

But what we DO have here, isa collection of (mostly) witty people who like to interact via the internet...

Is that so wrong?

Why do we need to take our relationship any farther than that?

For all I know, PSU and 88 molest collies. But since that hasn't been brought to light here, I don't judge the collie-molesting-freaks.

I've stated this many times in our great virtual-time together -- it is what it is. You're not my friens, you're not my family (since you guys still communicate with me, but that's real life shit), you're not my "friends," you're not my support structure...

You're some people I've grown to enjoy having annoymous internet arguments with...

Why does our relationship have to go any farther than this?

[Go Coogs']

I've never read anything funny or interesting submitted from the fat, chicken-greased fingers of Buttsy.

It's sad, really.

For someone who claims they've seen and read it all for over a decade, you surely have succumb to an all too familiar behavior of message boarding, Buttsuckle.

You start to talk a little shit by claiming you were some ass-kicking name-taker on multiple boards. You further dig yourself into a deeper hole with a proud, yet misunderstood achievement of some kind about bannings and BODE.

When the pile-on ensues shortly after your unsolicited bullshit, you quickly resort to the "I don't care, your shit isn't fresh" disposition.

You see the irony in that, Buttface?

Your play here is more stale than Wolfie's astroglide. Go crawl into big bowl of mutton you stupid fat fuck. Nobody cares about you or your C: drive loaded with pictures of feces and fastfood menus.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Will you fuck me in the butthole with a '64 Johnson 9 1/2 if I stay? They were short, squatty, and only 59 lbs..

Spray, if 59 lbs passed through your massive expansehole, you'd just assume you got tickled with a q-tip. You'd have to commission Whitey for a day's labor to fork-up your gut and take a look see.

[Go Coogs']

Whitey for a day's labor to fork-up your gut and take a look see.

Damn, Mgo.

At least give the man a chance to get back up.

[War Wagon]

Woah, I'm not sure I like it when Dins gets all serious and stuff. In fact, I know I don't like it.

But I'll echo his thoughts along the lines of saying that after perusing some other boards lately, it's good to come "home" to T1B as it is the only 'adult' board I've encountered.

And that's exactly why punks and shit trolls avoid this place like SEC fans avoid the dentist... they know it will be painful.

[Tom In VA]

I'm just curious if that chick got an infection. If she did.


Did she died ?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'd like to just add a little something.

something

You can put your dick back in your pants, Todd.

I don't think mvscal is going to show up and punch you in the face. So sorry.

[Atomic Punk]

I don't think I'm supposed to post until 4 am EST. Not gonna read the preceding pages but BS, just chill out man. Why are you doing this? Just be cool.

[Atomic Punk]

I think I understand what you're doing, but I'd rather see PET's from people like Sudden Sam, Indy F, Mikey, 88, MGblOw and a few others. Most of us have been around each other (online) for at least 10 years and no stone has been unturned. Very few people here can bring the "funny," and that's how it is. Just mellow out dude. You have nothing to prove other than to create a train wreck and a pile-on. I think I myself have taken multiple ass-kickings/pile-ons over the years of Venting.

[Screw_Michigan]

Very few people here can bring the "funny,"

Speak for yourself, shitstain. Whether it be you or Spray inadvertently causing a fun-nay by your penchants for making asses out of yourselves on various bbs, there are plenty of people here who consistently bring the funnay. Why do you think so many people have posted her for so long?

You and Fatspray are two fukking peas in a pod of idiocy.

[Atomic Punk]

Speak for yourself, shitstain.

I have clearly spoken for myself. Are you taking a break from work due to laziness or has your water been cut off as an excuse to not mop the floors? How do you have internet access from the mop handle unless you aren't doing your job? BTW, nobody cares about you.

[R-Jack]

I just want to go on record and mention that the actions in this thread are deporable. The scat and gerbil-eye view cameras that have you sick fucks have attempted to post a page or so back..............ARRGH. My thoughts of people like you range from disgusting and wrong to wrong and disgusting. I will have nothing to do with you deviants. I bid you good day.

[R-Jack]

BTW, that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^is just my troll nic talking. If you guys have any more pics or vids like them, would you be a Georgia Peach and share them. If you could just PM them to my real nic, Dan Vogel, it would be much appreciated. Don't be shy. Flood the inbox with them. Thank you. God bless.

[Screw_Michigan]

Speak for yourself, shitstain.

I have clearly spoken for myself. Are you taking a break from work due to laziness or has your water been cut off as an excuse to not mop the floors? How do you have internet access from the mop handle unless you aren't doing your job? BTW, nobody cares about you.

Why? Because I've never posted a bald-faced lie on this board about someone calling my former employer and telling them about my "drug usage?" Pick another cauliflower, you fucking tard.

[Atomic Punk]

Seemed plausible at the time since there were former posters here that would sell others out. I'm guessing you've never seen "the" pictures? Then later I said it turned out to be a coworker that got fired at a later date for something unrelated.

Time for you to get back to tending the stalls.

[PSUFAN]

more stale than Wolfie's astroglide

waahahaha

[PSUFAN]

let's see who "gets it"

1. shutyomouth gets a hair up his fat ass 'cuz someone smacked his RL friends
2. shutyomouth lumbers up and starts throwing his baggage on the floor and telling us it's ours
3. shutyomouth gets smacked and starts posting poop and gore pics (old strategy)
4. shutyomouth reads a few folks asking him to chill and do what he does best, a little weeping ensues
5. shutyomouth tells us that we're taking the board too seriously and asks to be deleted (new strategy)
6. shutyomouth lets us know he's "not here to be funny" (curious and sad strategy)
7. shutyomouth assures us that he's trolling

It's all happened before, it will happen again and again...health permitting, of course. Perhaps the day will come when "salad" will come to signify something to shutyomouth other than a shaved puckered butthole to lap lovingly with his swollen tongue...and perhaps not.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I'm having fucking fun, dude! I'm trolling under my normal name. I've only done it a trillion times before. I'm just amazed that some folks haven't figured it out yet. There's a lot of folks that haven't fallen for it. They figured it out years ago. It's really that simple.

You have got mad skills, dude. The way you're able to transition from 'witty shutyomouth' to 'sucky shutyomouth' is rather seamless. Now that the cat is out of the bag, feel free to start spitting out rackable posts. Notice how my facial expression didn't change while I typed that. What do you make of this? Don't be fooled by my flatulence either. It’s just gas. Or is it?

[Screw_Michigan]

Seemed plausible at the time since there were former posters here that would sell others out.

And who's fucking fault is that? You really are clueless.

[Screw_Michigan]

RRRRACK the fuck out of PUSFAN

[indyfrisco]

Seemed plausible at the time since there were former posters here that would sell others out.

The ONLY one who can "sell you out" is yourself. What YOU allow on the internet is of YOUR doing.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What YOU allow on the internet is of YOUR doing.

...or KC Scott's.

[indyfrisco]

Meh, saying you're going to do something and actually doing it are two totally different things.

Keep on keeping on though, Doc.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...actually doing it...

Yeah...I was referencing the "actually doing it" part.

[indyfrisco]

Last I saw it was an "I'm gonna do this" rather than an "I did this." If you're in touch with STL PD or know someone who is that confirmed the "I did this", then you're right. If you're just taking the threat as taking action, you're talking out of your ass. So which is it? If you got proof he actually did it, show it. Otherwise, your accusation holds no water.

And to my point, bitch put her own info on the interwebs. Had she not, there would be nothing to "pass around."

Take mvscal for example. What PI of his has he put on here that he can be identified by? Aside from personal experiences and a vague description of himself, none as far as I know. He's as anonymous as he has made himself. The bitch? Not so much.

[mvscal]

7. shutyomouth assures us that he's trolling

Well, that's a relief. I was concerned for a moment.