Is Pakistan going to like us now?

[trev]

That we are pouring millions into helping their pathetic asses?

[mvscal]

Hi, trev.

You know I sure would like to pour millions into your fine ass if you know what I mean. What are you wearing this morning? Something sheer and erotically mind blowing, I'm sure.

I yearn for you tragically,

A.T. Mvscal, Chaplain US Army

[Mikey]

They already like us...they're just playing hard to get.

Sort of like trev.

[Goober McTuber]

So they'd react positively to some cheap vodka?

[Dinsdale]

So they'd react positively to some cheap vodka?

I will share with you, my bestest internet fliends (who needs enemies?), a cool trick I just learned...

Get a Brita pitcher type water filter. With a new filter.

Take a bottle of cheapazz swill vodka. Pour it through the filter. Pour it through again. A third time if you're feelin groovy.

Sounded like horseshit when I first heard it (just like you're thinking now), but I'll be damned -- it works.

Make no mistake, it doesn't suddenly become Grey Goose, but it definitely improves it. You remove some fusels and phenolics and some of the other undesirables from the swill (which is kind of the difference between cheap vodka and good vodka).


No, I didn't invent the trick. Yes, you will thank me later.