And you thought marinating a porterhouse was bad?

[PSUFAN]

Quick question, AP...

What's it like to roll through life as a perennial Ground Zero?

Oh lord. Someone's lazy eye just got up off the couch.

[mvscal]

Oh lord. Someone's lazy eye just got up off the couch.

Assuming he isn't too logy from smoking high volumes of meat.

[Go Coogs']

It's all starting to make sense. Between his Home Depot gig and his current job, AP was a food sampler server at the food court in the malls. He probably served those little smoked wieners on toothpicks and his pitch to the people strolling by was, "Would you like to try some of my smoked meat log?"

That little bit of experience made him an expert on meat volume.

[PSUFAN]

Costco Punk sells a lot of Tiger Shrimp. Customers can see that he likes to get wild.

[Sirfindafold]

Doctors remove world's largest tumour from patient's womb
August 26, 2010 6:45AM

5 DOCTORS in Argentina have removed what they think is the world's largest malignant tumour from the body of a 54-year-old woman. Weighing a shocking 23kg, the tumour had been growing inside the woman's womb for a year-and-a-half and took four hours to remove, The Daily Mail reported.

Oscar Lopez, surgical coordinator at Gandulfo hospital in Lomas de Zamora, on the outskirts of Buenos Aires, said: "I've never seen anything like it in my 34 years of medical service.

"We removed a tumour whose weight is comparable to that of a four-year-old child.

"In layman's terms, it was as if this woman had been pregnant with quintuplets."

The woman had entered the operating theatre weighing 140kg and returned home 35kg lighter. She is said to be recovering well.

Tumours of the type removed from the woman usually weigh no more than 3kg.

[Mikey]

You sure that's not a turkey?

[Carson]

Not a turkey but the surgeon is Jerry Seinfeld.