Worried about the next terrorist attack?

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Worried about the next terrorist attack?

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If you work on the second floor or above, you might want to consider one of these:
Seatchutes patented storage system incorporates, inside an executive office chair, a fully functional FAA-TSO approved emergency parachute unit which is stored safely, securely and out of sight within a specially configured cavity of each seatback structure. The removable seatback upholstery panel conceals and protects the emergency parachute unit during normal operation and use. If the emergency parachute unit is ever needed, the person need only pull down on the upper tabs attached to the removable seatback upholstery panel. The FAA-TSO approved emergency parachute unit will then be exposed allowing the person the option to escape the building. Parachute deployment options include an individual rip cord grip or a fifty (50) foot static line that will attach to almost any part, of any aircraft or structure.
Priced at around $3,000 I'd be surprised if IndyFrisco and KC Scott don't already have 'em.

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Mikey wrote:Priced at around $3,000 I'd be surprised if IndyFrisco and KC Scott don't already have 'em.
If I worked in a high rise, I would probably get one.
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Or you could just take up base jumping..

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IndyFrisco wrote:
Mikey wrote:Priced at around $3,000 I'd be surprised if IndyFrisco and KC Scott don't already have 'em.
If I worked in a high rise, I would probably get one.
Nobody gives two fucks enough about southern Indiana to have a terrorist attack there, but I'm sure you'd have one for posterity.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Nobody gives two fucks enough about southern Indiana to have a terrorist attack there
which makes it a perfect place to live...
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nobody gives two fucks enough about southern Indiana to have a terrorist attack there.
Except maybe northern Indiana.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Nobody gives two fucks enough about southern Indiana to have a terrorist attack there
which makes it a perfect place to live...
Tornadoes care.
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