My Carbon Footprint Was Fucking Huge Today

[War Wagon]

KC Scott like in it's celebration of conspicuous consumption... all you needed to do was flash an I-phone and you'd be almost there.

[Trampis]

So how is it being Al Gores assistant? Are you in charge of lining up the massages?

[Screw_Michigan]

88, where did you eat in Chinatown? Cap City Brewing isn't bad, it's good for the convenient location. If you can expense a cab ride over to Mt. Vernon Square (NW of Chinatown) Old Dominion Brewhouse is the bomb.

MARC trains are usually pretty dead southbound after 10am. I don't know what time you took your MARC train. They've also had issues the last few days with power outages hurting both MARC and Amtrak lines.

[indyfrisco]

I went home (5 miles) over lunch just to get the mail even though I brought my lunch to work. Got a nice credit card offer which I threw in the trash can right next to the paper recycle box back at the office along with an insurance claim recap. Looking forward to going golfing at 3:00 where I will not refill my divots, drink 2-3 jack and coke double talls out of styrofoam cups, piss on the course, and unfortunately deposit a few golf balls into lakes where fish and turtles can choke on them.

This is fun. What did you do to kill the planet today?

[Goober McTuber]

This is fun. What did you do to kill the planet today?

I voted Republican.

[indyfrisco]

This is fun. What did you do to kill the planet today?

I voted Republican.

Good on you. Better to make waste of the planet than the constitution.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

What did you do to kill the planet today?

Hhhhmmmm. When I get outta work
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.
Ya heard?

[Derron]

I tried my best as well to impact the planet in the best possible way in the last 4 days.

Drove my Ford F 350 diesel with an empty Wells Cargo trailer 300 miles. ( 23.0 mpg BTW) @ 75 mph
Used a chain saw to demolish a cabinet in the store we were moving out of versus the electric sawzall. The sawzall was in the trailer and would have required a 200 foot walk versus the chain saw.
Went to the woods and discharged 1000 rounds of ammo for no reason at all.
Rented a Cessna 150 for a 2 hour flight to look at the polluting natural caused forest fires in Southern Oregon.
BBQ fresh caught tuna on a char grill and used lighter fluid to start it.
Then took one of these trips on a 42 foot jetboat with 3- 454 chevy engines, one loud polluting and fast fun boat ride. Oh..and the dinner with unlimited beer, wine and food was pretty damn good as well.


Then drove my slightly fuller F 350 home this morning at 75+ mph, again getting 23 mpg, and passing 7 Prius hybrids between Grants Pass and Aurora OR..fucking Prius could not pull a pecker out of a sick whore..I laffed

Have to go haul a couple of loads of logs tomorrow, at least that is a sustainable resource..

[Moving Sale]

Started off early in the morning with some fresh coffee.... But I rang the fucking bell today, yo.

You drove to work, took "public" transportation and drank some non-local drugs. Yea you're a real menace to the planet.

[Derron]

I'm going to go out and purchase probably 40-50 various chainsaws, weedeaters, as well as a few other various & sundry 2 stroke items. I will take them to your house, crank them up, make sure that they are all running rich, and just let them idle there.

You are a Messican gardener ?

[indyfrisco]

I'm going to go out and purchase probably 40-50 various chainsaws, weedeaters, as well as a few other various & sundry 2 stroke items. I will take them to your house, crank them up, make sure that they are all running rich, and just let them idle there.

You are a Messican gardener ?

Black gardener.

I call bullshit.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What did you do to kill the planet today?

Existed.

-Spray

[PSUFAN]

What did you do to kill the planet today?

Methane.

-PSUSKID

[Go Coogs']

What did you do to kill the planet today?

Got out of the way.