If you work on the second floor or above, you might want to consider one of these:
Seatchutes patented storage system incorporates, inside an executive office chair, a fully functional FAA-TSO approved emergency parachute unit which is stored safely, securely and out of sight within a specially configured cavity of each seatback structure. The removable seatback upholstery panel conceals and protects the emergency parachute unit during normal operation and use. If the emergency parachute unit is ever needed, the person need only pull down on the upper tabs attached to the removable seatback upholstery panel. The FAA-TSO approved emergency parachute unit will then be exposed allowing the person the option to escape the building. Parachute deployment options include an individual rip cord grip or a fifty (50) foot static line that will attach to almost any part, of any aircraft or structure.
Priced at around $3,000 I'd be surprised if IndyFrisco and KC Scott don't already have 'em.
Mikey wrote:Priced at around $3,000 I'd be surprised if IndyFrisco and KC Scott don't already have 'em.
If I worked in a high rise, I would probably get one.
Nobody gives two fucks enough about southern Indiana to have a terrorist attack there, but I'm sure you'd have one for posterity.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
