Why Santorum will Never be Presidential Material

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:25 am

This could be Glass Dick material but it's new to me....

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=n ... q=santorum

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:44 am

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Mikey wrote:it's new to me

Somehow doubt it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:55 am

You're a funny guy, Pops. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:01 am

poptart wrote:Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. .

I thought it was because he's a dildo. Same thing only different, i guess

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:34 pm

Google bombs are funny. Type "French military victories" into Google and click on the top result.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:51 pm

Santorum is a "wide stance" debacle waiting to happen. A serious attempt at a run from him will not go well for the GOP.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:04 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Santorum is a "wide stance" debacle waiting to happen.

Not unlike what we have now.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:05 pm

You mean Santorum is half white too?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:27 pm

You've got it wrong - Obama is part eggplant.

Santorum is all fairy.

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