2010 Darwin Award Entry - Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac

[Carson]

This could be a Murder in The Rue Morgue kind of thing.

-Nancy Grace

[Mikey]

How dumb was this woman?

She apparently paid almost $900,000 for a house in Bakersfield.

[mvscal]

How dumb was this woman?

Well....she did get stuck in a chimney and die. That would seem to indicate a fair amount of soul crushing stupidity.

She was a reasonably load worthy whore, though. I would have launched a few mayo missiles upon her teets...at her place, of course. Don't need any dead crazies clogging up the chimney.

[PSUFAN]

How dumb was this woman?

She apparently paid almost $900,000 for a house in Bakersfield.

Dude - bargain.

--Jerknik

[Trampis]

She owed $194,000 in taxes...she had problems. Whats with the belt buckles over the tits?

Could you imagine the oooz running down the chimney? I imagine if left long enough chunks of her would have begun to fall. Thats NOT good kindling.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

A sign posted inside Kotarac’s San Dimas Street office Monday said the office was closed for the day. Callers were transferred to the office’s answering service.

I am guessing the muzak on the answering service was "Chim Chim Cheree" from Mary Poppins.

I think she died from a bad case of flue. Bud-dum-chhssssshhhh!!!! I'll be here all week.....try the veal.

[PSUFAN]

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack R_t_S and his large typing fingers, small balls and tiny wang.

[stuckinia]

Probably just upped the meds.

[M Club]

can't wait for roger's next "you guys are wicked people talking about death so flippantly" post. whoring hypocritical cunt.

[Smackie Chan]

I think she died from a bad case of flue.

Too bad dude didn't light a fire. She'd be a deece piece of ash.

[Screw_Michigan]

Epic.