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So are terror cells now going to "Do it like they do it on Discovery Channel"?
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He's apparently protesting overpopulation of the planet which means it's only a matter of time before he pulls the trigger on himself. I say wait him out.
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Wash Post reporting hostages are gone and the suspect was shot and taken into custody.

Here's his manifesto:

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv ... ifesto.pdf
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Here's his manifesto:

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv ... ifesto.pdf
Soooooo

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nuttier than squirrel shit. I hope algore is satisfied. His dangerous rhetoric has created lunatics like this all over the country.



When internet messageboarding goes horribly wrong:

http://savetheplanetprotest.yuku.com/to ... tml?page=1

The year is 2008. Our hero, misterfifteen, conceived of his brilliant master plan to effect global change by staging a protest against the Discovery Channel. His plan is met with scorn and derision. Nobody cares. He melts.

Nevertheless, he remained determined to stage his "rally." He got a bag of cash and hired homeless bums and nog layabouts to "march." They quickly grew bored and became surly. They demand more cash. The situation was increasingly volatile. Lee panicked and threw handfuls of bills at the greedy nogs and winos. It's a near riot. The police arrive with a butterfly net and take Lee away for two weeks in jail and another few days in psychiatric evaluation.

Two years later and still 'sessing, he manages to build a bomb that doesn't work and get his head blown off by the police.

The End
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Not really. It is entirely consistent with his view of humanity as pollution.
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Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the
anchor baby filth that follows that.
Hmmm...I wonder where his parents are from.

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One, two, three, look at Mr. Lee
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Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee
Oh, Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee
Oh, Mr. Lee
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Rack the FUCK out of the police for offing this piece of shit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kr13IN1Wcs
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Hope they were filming for a new show
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Mikey wrote: Hmmm...I wonder where his parents are from.

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That's about as a consistent straight ticket GOP voter as it gets. Rack the Mont Co police!
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mikey wrote: Hmmm...I wonder where his parents are from.

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That's about as a consistent straight ticket GOP voter as it gets. Rack the Mont Co police!
He was an extreme leftwing nutter, you jizzmopping fucktard.
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mvscal wrote: I hope algore is satisfied.

sad
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote: I hope algore is satisfied.

sad
Isn't it?
Court records show that Lee was arrested Feb. 21, 2008, on the sixth day of a protest at the Discovery building. At the time of his conviction in March 2008, he was identified as being from San Diego.

Police were called to the scene when a crowd that had gathered began growing “unruly” as Lee threw thousands of dollars of cash into the air, some of it still in shrink-wrapped packages, police said at the time. (Lee was found not guilty of littering.)

Lee said at the time that he experienced an ‘‘awakening” when he watched former Vice President Al Gore’s environmental documentary ‘‘An Inconvenient Truth.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38957020/ns ... nd_courts/
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by the same logic, that dyke Jodie Foster better apologize for almost killing Reagan.


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and sad
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More....nothing?

The chain of events is documented with abundant clarity. Al Gore believes that it is appropriate to lie and exaggerate the dangers of global warming in order to frighten people into accepting "solutions." Solutions from which he will personally profit. It shouldn't come as any surprise that frightened nutters will lash out violently when their heads are filled with frightening nonsense.

If you're looking to get your dick sucked you're in wrong place, jack. Take your weak bullshit on back to FAG 7.
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mvscal wrote:Solutions from which he will personally profit.
He's saving the world, dude.

If the world hero doesn't profit then who the hell should?
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mvscal wrote: The chain of events is documented with abundant clarity.

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mvscal wrote:It shouldn't come as any surprise that frightened nutters will lash out violently when their heads are filled with frightening nonsense.

No...you didn't just...no...

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