Is It Alabama Y'all Hate? Or Saban?

[buckeye_in_sc]

Nah...just the SEC in general...

it wouldn't be so bad if when the SEC hits a bump most would admit...I mean again...Jax State a 1-aa school beat MIGHTY MISS from the MEATGRINDER...that shouldn't happen

[MuchoBulls]

Saban

[Goober McTuber]

It's this:

Toothless goobers

[indyfrisco]

It's the conference before team mentality you guys portray. Deep down, you may not feel that way, but you sue as shit come across that way, at least those who represent on this board that is.

[buckeye_in_sc]

Sam: They were a little giddy because of the offense...but that game SHOULD/COULD have been closer had Southern Miss scored a TD on 1 of their 1st 2 drives and didn't fumble going in for another score...

I can't stand their fans...they throw up the outback bowls...good for them, we'll shine up BCS and NC Game trophies...

[buckeye_in_sc]

oh and FUCK saban...that piece of fucking shit in 1998 that fucking Michigan State squad...fuck him, fuck them...FUCK SABAN

ok just thought I'd get that in there

[PSUFAN]

Not a big Saban fan. I like the Tide otherwise, always have.

This:

A hatred of grits? Cars on blocks in front yards? Trailers flying rebel battle flags? Toothless goobers burning Korans? Ranting, raving segregationist politicians of the '60s?

All of that can be found in PA as well.

[Carson]

Growing up around beergutted rednecks who considered me inferior just because I supported Auburn instead of the glorious tide.

Long before Saban was a even a coach.

[SoCalTrjn]

I just hate people who say "y'all"


Bloodhound Gang said it best in the chorus to Shut Up where they said
"And I dont give a damn if you dont like me cause I dont like you cause youre not like me"

[Harvdog]

I have hated Alabama for ever.

[War Wagon]

Merely because we recognize that the SEC is the premier conference in football

This.

The smarmy cuntiness fairly oozes out and is contagious to those who come in contact.

I don't hate Alabama. Why would I hate Alabama? Derrick Thomas came from Alabama.

But if KC drafts another first round bust from LSU, I'm sure I'll develop a healthy dislike for Baton Rouge and the entire state of Louisiana... oops, too late.

[Dinsdale]

I say Y'ALL all the fucking time.

Me too... albeit with a radically different accent.


You've never been around here. Seriously. If you ever had, your pussy ass never said a word, because people over here usually just beat the shit out of pussies like you. It's a way of life. We don't care much for pussies.[/quote]


It's eased back, but 20-25 years ago, beating up SoCals was as big as CFB 'round these parts.


Although, they're such incredible pussies, it's really not very sporting.

[War Wagon]

Yes, well, it does tend to stir folks up a bit around here, which is why it is fun to do.

touche'.

Yet like all conferences, the SEC has its bottom feeders. So I don't get the need to constantly blow up your own skirt.... wait, maybe I do.

Here we are in a thread about 'bama hating, and inbred cousin fucker (that'd be YOU) feels obliged to chime in with the 2 cents that woulda' better been spent on a condom to keep your likewise inbred cousin/wife from getting pregnant with yet another defective fetus you'd choose to abort.

Just crazy how that works and things come full circle.

[M Club]

I'm an Alabama fan. Period. Yes, I want SEC teams to beat OOC opponents. I think if any other conference had won 4 straight MNCs, other folks would be beating their chests a bit.

that would only happen because after the pac ten/big 10etc. won four straight mnc's you guys would still be going on about sec, sec, sec. otherwise, no we wouldn't. guarantee the next time northwestern wins the mnc you won't hear their fans chanting big ten, big ten, big ten.

[M Club]

not really. there are times in living memory where a non-sec team has won the mnc. i don't recall anyone chanting 'pac 10' over and over when usc won their vacated title, or "big xii, big xii" when texas won theirs. and even if i were deaf i don't recall any of those players carrying their conference logo all over the field after winning, either. we all homer, no doubt, but only you guys BSH.

and no, ohio state winning anything doesn't make michigan look better. it just makes as bend over that much more. and were purdue or msu or anyone else to win it'd make us look that much worse considering they can win an mnc but we can't.

[SoCalTrjn]

I just hate people who say "y'all"


Bloodhound Gang said it best in the chorus to Shut Up where they said
"And I dont give a damn if you dont like me cause I dont like you cause youre not like me"

I say Y'ALL all the fucking time. I will probably say Y'ALL a helluva lot more now that I knows it taints your ovum, you fucking pussy.

I just hate PUSSIES. Like YOU. I just hate people that go sniff a lot and sound like they're talking through a cum bubble. Like YOU.

You've never been around here. Seriously. If you ever had, your pussy ass never said a word, because people over here usually just beat the shit out of pussies like you. It's a way of life. We don't care much for pussies.

Are you getting any of this?

Melt much?
You see the great thing is, I dont care enough about a fat inbred pile of shit like you and your kind to give 2 shits. I hear some web footed sister fucker say "y'all" and everything after them is dismissed as the ramblings of a forest gump witted twit like yourself who never crossed the street to get laid cause his sisters room was just across the hallway.

[SoCalTrjn]

I say Y'ALL all the fucking time.

Me too... albeit with a radically different accent.

You've never been around here. Seriously. If you ever had, your pussy ass never said a word, because people over here usually just beat the shit out of pussies like you. It's a way of life. We don't care much for pussies.

It's eased back, but 20-25 years ago, beating up SoCals was as big as CFB 'round these parts.


Although, they're such incredible pussies, it's really not very sporting.

If you twats were such bad asses, why would you have to import most of your team from here every year? Face it, every Californian on your team is just more proof that the kids up there are too big of pussies to get the job done because if you could field a competitive team with just home grown guys, you would.

[SoCalTrjn]

not really. there are times in living memory where a non-sec team has won the mnc. i don't recall anyone chanting 'pac 10' over and over when usc won their vacated title, or "big xii, big xii" when texas won theirs. and even if i were deaf i don't recall any of those players carrying their conference logo all over the field after winning, either. we all homer, no doubt, but only you guys BSH.

and no, ohio state winning anything doesn't make michigan look better. it just makes as bend over that much more. and were purdue or msu or anyone else to win it'd make us look that much worse considering they can win an mnc but we can't.

Its because the south has a massive inferiority complex and the only thing that they have ever been good at down there is college football so all of them gravytrain off of one another to try to get over being extremely fucked up at everything else.

[Terry in Crapchester]

If it's the conference superiority complex that gets under everyone's skin, I have a humble suggestion:

Maybe "y'all" (I use "you guys" myself, partly because of where I grew up, but also partly because I used to live in the South, it gets under their skin as much as "y'all" gets under Yankees' skin) should become independent, same as the school I root for. No more conferences, no more conference superiority arguments.

As for the initial question posed, I grew up hating Alabama as a ND fan following the '73 Sugar Bowl and '75 Orange Bowl (actually consecutive seasons, the Sugar Bowl was played on New Years' Eve back then). Having a coach who sounded like he had marbles in his piehole didn't help their cause in my eyes, either. But then they were down for awhile, so I found other targets for hate. Strange as it sounds, I don't really hate Saban, I was even lobbying for ND to give him a long hard look last offseason.

[indyfrisco]

Having a coach who sounded like he had marbles in his piehole didn't help their cause in my eyes, either.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Having a coach who sounded like he had marbles in his piehole didn't help their cause in my eyes, either.

Yeah, nevermind that I was talking about a period of time when I was about 10 years old. By the time ND hired Holtz, I was 21, within a few months of graduating from ND, and had long since made my choice.

[Felix]

Just curious. Is it a deep-seated hatred of all things southern?

yes

Of the Bear Bryant domination era? Of hearing y'all and ain't? The color red? Houndstooth hats?

no...personally I'm a huge fan of Bryant and actually liked bama back then

A hatred of grits? Cars on blocks in front yards? Trailers flying rebel battle flags? Toothless goobers burning Korans? Ranting, raving segregationist politicians of the '60s?

an emphatic yes to all of those

Or is the current dislike of Bama football that I sense in here due to Mr. Congeniality, Nick Saban, being the head coach?

really couldn't care less about Saban...it's pretty much the self importance that bama fans bestow upon themselves that fuels my current distaste for all things crimson tide.....hell, this thread is a prime example of how seriously bama fans take themselves

Gimme some honest feedback.

fuck alabama and fuck the self righteous cocksucks of the SEC


honest enough or is that just a little over the top?

[SoCalTrjn]

Melt much?

You responded. I got what I was after, pussy. :D

You see the great thing is, I dont care enough about a fat inbred pile of shit like you and your kind to give 2 shits.

Yet here you are responding. You brought the subject up.

I hear some web footed sister fucker say "y'all" and everything after them is dismissed as the ramblings of a forest gump witted twit like yourself who never crossed the street to get laid cause his sisters room was just across the hallway.

And like most "Californians", you base everything off of fictional characters in a movie.

Let me help you out with something, pussy:

From the L. A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.

2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.

9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.

10. In L.. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County ..)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

So. Before you think you're actually from a "good area", understand that I (as well as probably anybody else here) understand that you come from an area that is so fucked up and shitty - that it really shouldn't even be considered as part of America anymore. Understand also, that California is looked upon as the biggest joke in our land.

It would only seem logical that you would feel at home in such a fucked up place.

In short - you're not an American. :D

that's all great inbreeder except, I was born, raised and other than about 2 years of my life have always lived in Orange County.
Now you can get back to brewing up moonshine and raping your 10 year old daughter after you take away her last pack of Marlboros... that is of course unless you have sons in which case you will be doing the same thing except he can keep his cigarettes

[indyfrisco]

Sam,

Honestly, I don't give two shits about Bama or BamaFan. However, your "board persona" has changed drastically in the past couple years. Not across the board, but in this forum. A lot more chest thumping. Do you have something to thump your chest about? Yeah, I guess so. Should I ever get the fortune of seeing my beloved Aggies hoist the crystal ball, I know how I won't act.

[Dinsdale]

and specifically beating schools from the north and out west...was, and still is, a source of great pride down here. ...yeah, when we beat a "yankee" school, it feels real good. It's definitely something southerners take pride in. Is that fucked up? Yeah...probably. But we don't GARA. We love it!

How's that record against the PAC10 in the last decade treating you then?

[indyfrisco]

I'm just saying, your tone has become much more "aggressive" in here, but I know it is because of the success your team has had. Your tone outside of the BTPCFB forum is as it has always been, at least that's what my spreadsheet is reporting today. I hope I am afforded the opportunity as to how I will choose to deal with my team's success should they win a national title.

[SoCalTrjn]

and specifically beating schools from the north and out west...was, and still is, a source of great pride down here. ...yeah, when we beat a "yankee" school, it feels real good. It's definitely something southerners take pride in. Is that fucked up? Yeah...probably. But we don't GARA. We love it!

How's that record against the PAC10 in the last decade treating you then?

Theyre 0-4 with 3 blowout losses vs USC

[Felix]

half the fun in responding to you sam (in regards to bama football) is jabbing you with a stick

honestly, I think bama is a great team and is a program others should try to emulate

saban is pretty much of a fuggin dickhead, but it's hard to argue with his achievements

[SoCalTrjn]

You responded. I got what I was after, pussy. :D



Yet here you are responding. You brought the subject up.



And like most "Californians", you base everything off of fictional characters in a movie.

Let me help you out with something, pussy:

From the L. A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.

2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.

9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.

10. In L.. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County ..)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

So. Before you think you're actually from a "good area", understand that I (as well as probably anybody else here) understand that you come from an area that is so fucked up and shitty - that it really shouldn't even be considered as part of America anymore. Understand also, that California is looked upon as the biggest joke in our land.

It would only seem logical that you would feel at home in such a fucked up place.

In short - you're not an American. :D

that's all great inbreeder except, I was born, raised and other than about 2 years of my life have always lived in Orange County.
Now you can get back to brewing up moonshine and raping your 10 year old daughter after you take away her last pack of Marlboros... that is of course unless you have sons in which case you will be doing the same thing except he can keep his cigarettes

You're in the same chunk of shit, cock-twitterer. You're not an American. In fact - you're probably an illegal spic if it were all to come to actual truth. I guess you get a pass on scraping your son's shit off your dick, as that's an acceptable form of life where YOU are from, eh?

So what you're saying is that you're better because you're an American who fucks his son in the ass? If you say so Bubba, whatever it is you have to say to justify it to his mother/your sister

[indyfrisco]

but in the end, the quality of the person is all that matters.

Bingo. Sam's a quality dude. Success has just gotten to his head a bit. Maybe in the heat of the battle I would act the same? I don't know. Never been there myself. Hope to be someday. I know how I hope I would act...but who knows?

[SoCalTrjn]

Wiping tears from my ancient eyes...

Glad all is cool. Yeah, I'm excited as ALL FUCK that the Tide has resurrected itself.

I'll try to tone it down a notch. No prob. I hate arrogance. My bad.


SoCal, your figures are wrong regarding the SEC record against the PAC 10 query. I gotta get home and start ingesting that godawful colonoscopy garbage liquid, so I ain't got time to look it up, but, right off the top of my head, I know Tennessee beat Cal a couple years ago. And LSU kicked Washington out in their house.

Goddammit. I gotta watch the Auburn-MSU game tonight whilst clenching my asscheeks and haulin' ass back and forth to the shitter. AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

How are my figures wrong? The figure I gave was that the SEC is 0-4 with 3 blowout losses vs USC in the past 10 years. Of course you guys disagreeing with facts isnt anything new

[Killian]

Of course you guys disagreeing with facts isnt anything new

Game, set, match, on the 2010 Board Bitch contest with that quote right there.

From USC fan, really? That quote? Holy fuck.

[Dinsdale]

SoCal, your figures are wrong regarding the SEC record against the PAC 10 query.

That was me that brought that up.

I ain't got time to look it up, but, right off the top of my head, I know Tennessee beat Cal a couple years ago. And LSU kicked Washington out in their house.

Yup. And over the last decade, that accounts for 2 of your 9 wins... in 21 tries. And you've had the home field advantage in over 50% of them.

BTW -- you're about to go 9-13.

An if you wanna throw in point spreads... it paints a grim picture of the perception vs. the reality of SEC football... since the PAC is almost undefeated vs. the point spread (I forget the exact number ATS, even though I just heard it).

[Mace]

No hatred for 'Bama or Saban here, boss. I've never followed the Tide very closely but always admired/respected Bear and what he accomplished over the years. Keep doing what you're doing, Sam, and enjoy yet another great season. Seems to be a lot of penis envy around these parts.