Rack Darwin!!!

[BSmack]

Nice to see Chucky D aligning the Orcas.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/2 ... 75408.html

[Tom In VA]

That's a whale of a story.

[Mikey]

Must have been the fish smell.

[Tom In VA]

removed his clothing and jumped in with the whale.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

She died?? Fuggin amateur.

-Rumps

[Q, West Coast Style]

But Jim Solomons of the Orlando County Sheriff's Office, said the trainer slipped or fell into the whale's tank, which seemed to contradict Biniak's description.

"This appears to be an accidental death, a tragic death," Solomons said.

Um, I don't think the whale thinks it was an accidental death.

[PSUFAN]

Nothing like the smell of ELIMINATED DNA in the morning.

[Diego in Seattle]

She could have used a bigger boat.

Sin,

[jiminphilly]

She could have used a bigger boat.

Sin,

I don't get it.

[Tom In VA]

You don't "get" Jaws resets, you RACK THEM.


RACK Diego

[jiminphilly]

You don't "get" Jaws resets, you RACK THEM.


RACK Diego

If somehow this Orca was killing fisherman/poachers out in the ocean it might be appropriate but since no boat was involved in this whole story I'm not sure how a Jaws reset applies.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Ya'll know me. You know how I earn a living. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad mammal. Not like goin' down to the pond chasin' bluegills or tommy cods. This whale, swallow you whole. A little shakin', a little tenderizin'... down you go. And we gotta do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists. That'll put your park on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than 3,000 bucks, Chief. I'll find 'im for 3, but I'll catch 'im, and kill 'im, for ten. You gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? You wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter? I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this theme park. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the blowhole, the whole damn thing

Sin,

[poptart]

I LOLed at Shamu Stadium





Survival of the Fattest.

Oh well.

[Diego in Seattle]

Yet another immigrant kills an American.

Immigration Reform Now!!

[R-Jack]

I kinda laugh at how they are called orcas after they kill someone.

[Tom In VA]

Serving up a DOUBLE RACK for Q.

[Diego in Seattle]

Sham Wow!!

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Darwin doesn't have anything to do with this topic.

Fukkking morons.

[Tom In VA]

Pickle you're concerning me. Are you in pain ?


Sincerely Your iPal,
Tom In VA

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Pickle you're concerning me. Are you in pain ?


Sincerely Your iPal,
Tom In VA

No, I'm not in pain. Just insane. :D

[Tom In VA]

Cool. Enjoy your episode.


v/r
Tom In VA

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Cool. Enjoy your episode.


v/r
Tom In VA

Well, my episode of insanity has lasted since 2003.


Anyhoo...can you tell me how a Whale Trainer getting killed by a whale has anything to do with "Darwin" and evolution of the speices???

[Tom In VA]

Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.

[The Seer]

Israeli killer whale robotic anti-arab assault mechanism that jammed...

LTSTARD

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.

Well, I don't really think that's the defintion of "Rack Darwin" especially when people have been successfully training these beasts and entertaining audiences for decades.


For me, the definition of "Rack Darwin" is when a bunch of NI.GGERS that can't swim try to wade across a river...step into a deep hole in the water and subsequently drown.

Or maybe the mvscal that tries to steal copper from a high voltage wire. That's the defintion of "Rack Darwin"....not this peculiar anomally.

[Tom In VA]

I completely accept that as your opinion on this topic.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Can somebody please explain that last post from Toddownen for me.


I don't get it? :?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

I'm not crazy, god dammit....I tell you....I'm NOT fukkking crazy!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!

[Diego in Seattle]

This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...

[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]

[smackaholic]

This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...

[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]

so, shamu still gets an assist, doesn't he?

[Diego in Seattle]

This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...

[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]

so, shamu still gets an assist, doesn't he?

Tillikum does.

[dins]Shamu died decades ago.[/dins]

[Tom In VA]

I'm telling you. This isn't an isolated incident. This is a sign.

Gozer the Gozarian is on his way.

...It contains hundreds of sharks from the reef, nurse, sand tiger and leopard families

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z0gYxrINdR
...

I think we've offended him.

[Cueball]

Looks like Tilikum will retire 3 and 0

[SunCoastSooner]

Looks like Tilikum will retire 3 and 0

He should have gotten a title shot... I think he could have taken the San Diego Shamu in less than three rounds.

[Derron]

Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.

Well, I don't really think that's the defintion of "Rack Darwin" especially when people have been successfully training these beasts and entertaining audiences for decades.


For me, the definition of "Rack Darwin" is when a bunch of NI.GGERS that can't swim try to wade across a river...step into a deep hole in the water and subsequently drown.




Or maybe the mvscal that tries to steal copper from a high voltage wire. That's the defintion of "Rack Darwin"....not this peculiar anomally.

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack Chuck D, striking in the the World's Biggest Little Shithole: Elkhart County, Indiana. I wish this would happen to people who won't bother to watch where they are walking because they are glued to their fucking phones while walking down the sidewalk. Fuck you.

Police: Texting bicyclist struck by pickup in Elkhart County

By JASON OVERHOLT
WSBT-TV Reporter

A witness at the scene of a Tuesday morning accident said a man on a bicycle was texting when he drifted into the path of a pickup truck.

The 18-year-old bicyclist, Jeffery Cook of Elkhart, was heading southwest on the north shoulder of State Road 120, just west of County Road 21. Around 4:45 a.m. a witness who was with him said he drifted into the path of a pickup truck that was also headed southwest.

Police say the man received compound fractures to his leg and a closed head injury. He was airlifted to Memorial Hospital in South Bend.