Joke

[Sirfindafold]

I flunked my Biology exam last Friday...............

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.

Apparently, 'Niqqers' and 'Mexicans' were not the correct answers

[Screw_Michigan]

D-

[Sirfindafold]

I said "flunked" stupid ass.

[R-Jack]

Sirfindafold was standing in front of a guy in line for a bathroom. Right before Sirfindafold goes in the other guy tells him not to jack-off in there. He says ok and goes in. When Sirfindafold is done he goes out and the other guy goes in. He sees all this white stuff everywhere and yells "i told you not to jackoff in there!" Sirfindafold turns around and says "I didn't jack off, I farted!"

[Sirfindafold]

[jiminphilly]

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to looking forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing diapers."
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer
_______
What did the leper say to his prostitute?
Keep the tip
_________
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
__________
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I flunked my Biology exam last Friday...............

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.

Apparently, 'Niqqers' and 'Mexicans' were not the correct answers

C-

[Atomic Punk]

How is Brett Favre like a Sushi Roll?

Without Rice they both fall apart

Sincerely,

Frank Caliendo from this morning's Fox pre-game show