Today's Darwin Winner

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Screw_Michigan
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Bwahah, I was two seconds away from posting this.

Oh, the fucking irony.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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They'll be changing the name to Segwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.
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KC Scott wrote:The guy who invented the Segway fell off a cliff on his Segway
Pretty sure he didn't invent it. He just owned the company. Still hilarious.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Smackie Chan
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:The guy who invented the Segway fell off a cliff on his Segway
Pretty sure he didn't invent it.
Dean Kamen invented it.
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Roach wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Dean Kamen invented it.
Smackie is right for sure. I saw his shop and factory in NH a few times, met him once. Dude is brilliant, unless he hit his head.

Look it up, dullard.
Or just read the article.
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Shit.

I was hoping KC Scott was the winner.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Ironic segue from life to death.
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I can think of no other contraption that screams "I'm a fag with a deathwish" than that idiotic device. 'Cept maybe a mini-cooper
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Dude seems like a whack-job. "Lord Dumpling" with his own currency? Wouldn't surprise me if he promotes himself to modern day Jesus/prophet and starts a church with some branch-davidian shit going down in the end.
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