What is the deal with Hoarders?

[Screw_Michigan]

I just don't fucking get it. Supposedly all my friends are big into Hoarders. Another toolbox that posts in this shithole really likes it too. I don't understand. It's like a Disney Channel version of Intervention. While on Intervention, these people are legitimate train wrecks: 20 year PCP addicts, etc. But Hoarders is just a bunch of Killians: giant pussies won't throw anything away because they have mommy issues.

BORING. And I don't see anyone doing post game recaps of Hoarders episodes as they do Intervention.

[Sirfindafold]

They are similar to shit threaders.

[BSmack]

Hoarders was OK for one or two episodes. After that, meh.

[Wolfman]

One or two episodes? I didn't watch one minute. Add that show to my ever growing list of "TV the Vast Wasteland" along with:
Survivor, Biggest Loser, Deal or No Deal, etc. Newton Minnow called it 50 years ago.

[BSmack]

Newton Minnow called it 50 years ago.

But Sherwood Schwartz got the last laugh.

[trev]

What's the deal with Sister Wives? Watched about 5 minutes last night. Sick stuff. The husband is a big time pervert and the wives are very stupid.

[pron]

The husband is a big time pervert

You say that as if it was a bad thing. :?

[Killian]

Jesus Christ, vag. I can afford my mortgage, I don't need to live rent free in your head. This is at least the third time you've referenced me in a forum I rarely visit because you are too much of a pussy to engage me in the BTPCF.

Go find a job. Oh, that's right. You majored in journalisim at a directional school in the internet age. Great call.

[BSmack]

What's the deal with Sister Wives? Watched about 5 minutes last night. Sick stuff. The husband is a big time pervert and the wives are very stupid.

You needed to watch that shit to figure that out?

[Derron]

Never have watched it since I live next to some hoarders. Not quite as bad as the garbage dumps on the show, but fuck they are weird.

They have to buy something every day, and I mean every day and bring it back to the hoard...their house is just trails and shit piled to the ceiling, they have shit piled on their front and back porch, in their garage to the roof, in their barn to the roof, outside on pallets, in old pickups and vans...weird..they are in their late 60's, are government retirees on PERS pensions and SS, and still buy shit every fucking day.

So I am cleaning out my equipment shed..decrapping my life and I have all this shit piled in my utility vehicle headed for the burning pile, the dumpster and the scrap iron pile. Dude sees me and comes damn near running over..What you doing with this stuff ? I am fucking throwing it away..he starts pawing through it and says "Your not throwing this away are you ?? "goddamn right I am"..."I'll take it" and he takes this and that and pretty soon half the shit is on its way to his house..so now I just pile the shit up in the barn yard, tell dude I am shit canning it all, and he hauls about half of it to his house... and I have less to throw away, burn or pay to dump :D

They have 1000s of the fucking plastic bags every where...damn good thing this is a rural area and there is some space between our houses and I have a couple of big ass hedges and native tree lines..which I hate fucking pruning every year, but they serve as a good visual barrier, and keep them from seeing me every time I walk out of the house, and assume I want to visit with them..

When they croak, pity on their kids...it is a fucking sickness it has to be ....