Lights Out...for good

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mvscal
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Way to crash and burn, juicer.
Merriman's run with Chargers ends
SAN DIEGO (AP) -- The San Diego Chargers have turned out the lights on the player known as "Lights Out."

Outside linebacker Shawne Merriman, once one of the most-feared players in the NFL, was placed on the injured reserve list with a calf injury and a "minor-injury designation" on Wednesday. Merriman must be released once he's healthy, the team said.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/f ... z12MTVBqRn
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Damn the bad luck....dude will be in Raydah gear in no time flat.
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So, swollen breasts and shriveled testicles is considered a "minor injury"?
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Mikey wrote:So, swollen breasts and shriveled testicles is considered a "minor injury"?
Minor injury my ass. I'd call that a "major enhancement".

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