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[King Crimson]

30-3 already at Kyle Field.

for real?

[War Wagon]

This just in, but Mizzou is pretty good.

I don't know that I've ever seen a better defense than the one Pinkel has put out there this year. Probably have to go back to the Dan Devine era of the late 60's early 70's. And with their best pass rusher Aldon Smith out with injury.

Gabbert looking like the pro QB I thought he was.

Bring on the Sooners, we've got something for you this year.

[King Crimson]

here we go again. Mizzou fan talking smack.

i noted in the CU-MU game thread that if MU can get the same pressure on Jones MU has more than a real chance at Faurot. It will have been 3 weeks since Landry Jones has played a real game.

and he's schizo. i like MU's team speed. good.

[King Crimson]

hey, and don't worry about it Wags. you guys have no chance to be better than a 4 win Northwestern or Purdue team. doesn't matter you beat Illinois every year, they don't count. except when they beat PSU in Happy Valley by 3 scores. and even then it somehow proves the Big XII sucks but the Big Ten is rock awesome top to bottom.

sin,

Big 10 fan having been sucked off by Jon.

[War Wagon]

here we go again. Mizzou fan talking smack.

Of course, you expected less? And that wasn't really smack, I've got a week to warm up.

Looking at the TV schedule in the paper today it showed next weeks game at either 2:30 or 7:00 - assuming your bitches take care of business today against ISU, I'll go out on a limb here and say it's going to be a primetime game.

Fuck, I can't wait.

[King Crimson]

sanity, deference, reality...have no reason to expect those things but i have hopes someday.

i guess since you guys have no wins to point to, you have nothing to lose in smack.

OU beat your best team in 50 years twice. and it wasn't in any way a memorable OU team.

here we go again. Mizzou fan talking smack.

Of course, you expected less? And that wasn't really smack, I've got a week to warm up.

Looking at the TV schedule in the paper today it showed next weeks game at either 2:30 or 7:00 - assuming your bitches take care of business today against ISU, I'll go out on a limb here and say it's going to be a primetime game.

Fuck, I can't wait.

[Truman]

Nice game today. But I still don't see it.

I've got a kid in college who has never seen a Mizzou win over Oklahoma in his lifetime. Hell, I had only graduated Mizzou by a friggin' year the last time we beat the Sooners.

Spot on KC: TenFan will tell you all day long that we just took a roadie against the XII South version of Northwestern. SECworthy? Naw, clearly aTm is a much better fit for the Mountain West once the Big XII goes tits up.[/irony tag posted for Indydenseco's sake]

To say we're due next week is an understatement. But I've seen OU play more times in Kansas City than I have Tigers. The words "defense" and "Mizzou" aren't exactly synonymous, but beat the Sooners next week at home and I'll finally be on board.

Tough to run smack on a school that I happen to respect and a fanbase I happen to truly like. Hell, one of my Best Friends is a Big Time Sooner honk and my hook-up to the OU Invitational every year that it's played at Arrowhead. Still, it'd be nice for a change to put up game against the Sooners that builds a lead far enough out of reach that Stoops can't look into his bag of tricks to pull out a fake field goal to steal a victory....

[Moby Dick]

Wags has short term memory lol

[War Wagon]

Not at all, Moby. I fully realize that OU has pissed in our cornflakes many times. Too damn many times. :brad:

I believe this is the year they finally get the Sooner monkey off their back.

[King Crimson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbirSv4k ... re=related

[TheJON]

hey, and don't worry about it Wags. you guys have no chance to be better than a 4 win Northwestern or Purdue team. doesn't matter you beat Illinois every year, they don't count. except when they beat PSU in Happy Valley by 3 scores. and even then it somehow proves the Big XII sucks but the Big Ten is rock awesome top to bottom.

sin,

Big 10 fan having been sucked off by Jon.

Bragging about beating Illinois? Really?

The Big-12 is terrible this year. This is kinda sorta common knowledge. I know this board is full of some serious Big-12 homers but I kinda figured the league was so mediocre this year that even you guys would acknowledge that.

Go Air Force....

[TheJON]

Not at all, Moby. I fully realize that OU has pissed in our cornflakes many times. Too damn many times. :brad:

I believe this is the year they finally get the Sooner monkey off their back.

I laughed. Hard.

You're Mizzou.....they're OU. You'll always be Mizzou. You compete with Iowa State, not OU. Sorry, it's just the way it is.

[Truman]

You're Mizzou.....they're OU. You'll always be Mizzou. You compete with Iowa State, not OU. Sorry, it's just the way it is.

Do you honestly believe that anybody south of your border with Missouri takes you people seriously?

For God's sake, JON, you're Iowa. Iowa. As in I Owe the World an Apology.

"Iowa" is a punchline in almost every joke told in these parts. We "compete" with the Cyclones because you pussies in Iowa City aren't man enough to schedule us. At least Illinois has the sack to take their "L" from a superior team every year.

You keep thumping your chest in here like Big Ten Iowa football is actually supposed to mean something to us, but all we see is dull, slow, boring, over-rated football spamming our cable networks as we surf for more compelling games.

Get over yourself, Dude....

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

hey, and don't worry about it Wags. you guys have no chance to be better than a 4 win Northwestern or Purdue team. doesn't matter you beat Illinois every year, they don't count. except when they beat PSU in Happy Valley by 3 scores. and even then it somehow proves the Big XII sucks but the Big Ten is rock awesome top to bottom.

sin,

Big 10 fan having been sucked off by Jon.

Who acts like this outside of JON? I'd say we're a pretty level-headed voice 'round these parts...

[TheJON]

You're Mizzou.....they're OU. You'll always be Mizzou. You compete with Iowa State, not OU. Sorry, it's just the way it is.

Do you honestly believe that anybody south of your border with Missouri takes you people seriously?

For God's sake, JON, you're Iowa. Iowa. As in I Owe the World an Apology.

"Iowa" is a punchline in almost every joke told in these parts. We "compete" with the Cyclones because you pussies in Iowa City aren't man enough to schedule us. At least Illinois has the sack to take their "L" from a superior team every year.

You keep thumping your chest in here like Big Ten Iowa football is actually supposed to mean something to us, but all we see is dull, slow, boring, over-rated football spamming our cable networks as we surf for more compelling games.

Get over yourself, Dude....

Now I have heard it all.....

Wait a second here.....

Is Missouri fan running smack at Iowa??

Did you really just say "we aren't man enough to schedule" Missouri?? Are so fucking dumb? You dipshit......we DID schedule you. YOU BACKED OUT. Fucking moron. I can't believe a Missouri fan just said that. Is this a fucking joke? Your coach didn't want to play Iowa. We had you scheduled in 2007 and 2008 and instead you paid us some money so you could go play Arkansas State and Troy (I think those were the teams).

My goodness dude. That post was the dumbest post in internet message board history. YOUR TEAM IS THE PUSSIES, idiot.

And how the fuck can Mizzou fan talk shit about Iowa? Are you kidding me with that crap? You are so far down the chain in terms of program stature to Iowa that it's not even funny. You been to any BCS bowls lately? Finished in the Top 10 lately? You are a shit program that's never been worth a damn and we're a Top 20 program right now you dumbass.

Like I said..........

YOU COMPETE WITH IOWA STATE. NOT Iowa. You're not in our league, and only a complete fucking retard would say you do.

[Truman]

Conversations You Will Never Hear

“Where should we go on vacation this year, kids?”

“Oh, Gee, Dad can we go to Iowa”

“Um, WHY would you want to go to Iowa?”

“Why, for the corn, Dad, for the corn!”

“Well, we grow corn here in Missouri too, kids... Wouldn’t you rather float a beautiful Ozark river or see the Arch in St. Louis?”

“Heck no, Dad! We wanna see corn! Trees and streams and National Monuments are WAY over-rated! We wanna see hundred-and-hundreds-and-hundreds of uninterrupted miles of corn! And then maybe we could see the place where our ‘frigerator is built?”
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Good call, Mensa. Hell yes I’m runnin’ smack on you.

You people are idiots.

Everyone up there save Mace hasn’t got a lick of fuckin’ sense. Fuckin’ Loser.

As for backing out against your Suckeyes… I noticed you failed to link that claim up. Regardless, what’s your point? So we beat TWO Big Ten teams annually ‘steada one? Neat. We finish first in some kind of hypothetical Big Ten West. It ain’t like a victory over Iowa would actually mean anything to anybody…

BCS games? The fuck. That just means that a buncha East Coast sports writers believes your dinosaur conference is still relevant.

The viewing public knows better.

You’re Iowa. And you ain’t shit.

Fuck you.

Fuck Iowa.

And fuck the Big Ten. Have fun with your new Poser next year.

[Mace]

Truman,

JON is correct about Mizzou backing out of their contract with Iowa.

Carry on.

[TheJON]

Truman,

JON is correct about Mizzou backing out of their contract with Iowa.

Carry on.

Yep, we cancelled the basketball series with them because of it. Basically said that since they're being such a bitch we wouldn't play them in any sports and to go fuck off.

They replaced the Iowa game with Arkansas State (at Arrowhead) in one of the years and the other I believe was Troy but I could be wrong on which shit team the 2nd year was.

It was Pinkel's decision. When they scheduled Iowa, we weren't as good as we were once the game was about to be played. Mizzou had to pay Iowa a bunch of money to get out of it. Mizzou fans have short memories. If I'm not mistakent, Mizzou also backed out of a series with UCLA a year before cancelling on Iowa.

Bob Bowlsby was PISSED at Mizzou because we had to scrap to find a replacement (ended up with a home and home against Syracuse).

[Truman]

Yep, we cancelled the basketball series with them because of it. Basically said that since they're being such a bitch we wouldn't play them in any sports and to go fuck off.

Translation: We were afraid that Mike Anderson’s version of 40-Minutes-of-Hell would run us out of the gym

They replaced the Iowa game with Arkansas State (at Arrowhead) in one of the years and the other I believe was Troy but I could be wrong on which shit team the 2nd year was.

It was Pinkel's decision. When they scheduled Iowa, we weren't as good as we were once the game was about to be played. Mizzou had to pay Iowa a bunch of money to get out of it. Mizzou fans have short memories. If I'm not mistakent, Mizzou also backed out of a series with UCLA a year before cancelling on Iowa.

Gawd, you’re an asshat. The coach doesn’t write the schedule – AD’s do. And we’ve played Illinois eight years straight. What the hell do we have to prove by beating a second rummy Big Ten team?

Bob Bowlsby was PISSED at Mizzou because we had to scrap to find a replacement (ended up with a home and home against Syracuse).

Why? I’m sure Northern Iowa would love the chance to expose your over-rated fraud ass ANY Saturday….

[TheJON]

Translation: We were afraid that Mike Anderson’s version of 40-Minutes-of-Hell would run us out of the gym

Yeah, our AD was so smart he knew Mike Anderson would be tearing things up at Mizzou before they fired Quinner.

Do you think Bowlsby has ESP?

[Truman]

How's your search for that link workin' out for you?

[TheJON]

How's your search for that link workin' out for you?

I don't know how to work the interwebz.

What is that website where you type in a keyword? I think it's something like Dooble? Doodle? Gargle?

[War Wagon]

Tru, why you would spend 5 seconds debating Jon is a head scratcher. He's that guy on Yahoo who has his comments hidden due to low ratings. Nobody takes Jon seriously. He's a parody of an internet blowhard clown.

But he gets a pat on the head here for trolling you.

[TheJON]

Tru, why you would spend 5 seconds debating Jon is a head scratcher. He's that guy on Yahoo who has his comments hidden due to low ratings. Nobody takes Jon seriously. He's a parody of an internet blowhard clown.

But he gets a pat on the head here for trolling you.

Don't ruin my fun, Wags. If m2Truman doesn't respond to that last post because of you, I'm going to post photos of my penis on here.

[Truman]

Tru, why you would spend 5 seconds debating Jon is a head scratcher. He's that guy on Yahoo who has his comments hidden due to low ratings. Nobody takes Jon seriously. He's a parody of an internet blowhard clown.

But he gets a pat on the head here for trolling you.

Got it. He's I-wegian.

By definition, that makes him too stupid to know he's stupid. What can I say...?

Same reason why 88 buries MidgetSale over in CDS?

Perhaps.

Besides, I'm bored. It's like pulling wings off flies and watching them skitter along the counter...

[TheJON]

Besides, I'm bored.

How in the fuck could you possibly ever be bored? You live in Missouri. Don't you have enough cousins to have sex with to pass the time by?