CALLING OUT "THE JON"

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:43 pm

i am coming out of semi retirement cuz i see you been talkin SHIT

each and every one of your posts fills me with a RAGE that you simply cannot comprehend
i stuck my erect DICK in a pencil sharpener just to calm the FUCK DOWN

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE JUST FUCK YOU

i want to see you shit my brass knuckles. i want to FONDLE your pets just to piss you the FUCK OFF before i beat the fuck out of them and YOU TOO

i want to FIGHT you off a highway interstate. let's DO THIS cranklick

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:37 pm

Douchebag wrote:i want to FIGHT you off a highway interstate. let's DO THIS cranklick

gotta throw the bullshit flag on that one.

you've had an open invitation to get the shit beat out of you in the BK parking lot, exit 67, I-84 for a few years now. and if you don't want to ride with the zipperheads on the lucky star bus, there aer a few other lines that stop there now as well.

just say the word, asshat and i'll post their schedule.

it'll be kinda like that canuck football game throwdown, 'cept i won't be beating you with a milk crate. won't need one, other than to maybe put what's left of you into to send back to your momma.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:19 pm

i want to FONDLE your pets just to piss you the FUCK OFF before i beat the fuck out of them

I will PAY you to do this. I have a cat that irritates the shit outta me. I tried feeding him to my Asian friend but no such luck.

Oh, and the pink really brings out the color in the hair you don't have.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:00 am

JON, smack this bitch silly. Go NUTS

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:13 am

TheJON wrote:I will PAY you to do this.

bro, are you SERIOUS? i need the money but FUCK YOU i will beat the fuck out of your asshole soon as i secure my 15% off all accor hotels. yeah i am a little light on cash but my fists aren't light on PURE RAGE fuck you DICKFUCK

i want this. i NEED this. i NEED to rearrange your face

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:14 am

PSUFAN wrote:JON, smack this bitch silly. Go NUTS

You want me to hit a man wearing glasses and a pink shirt? That's like making fun of people from Nebraska. I just couldn't do it.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:23 am

Douchebag wrote:
TheJON wrote:I will PAY you to do this.
bro, are you SERIOUS? i need the money but FUCK YOU i will beat the fuck out of your asshole soon as i secure my 15% off all accor hotels. yeah i am a little light on cash but my fists aren't light on PURE RAGE fuck you DICKFUCK

i want this. i NEED this. i NEED to rearrange your face

So you won't fondle and kill my stupid cat? I'll pay for your bus ride here so you don't have to hitchhike your way. You don't seem to understand- this cat is fucking evil. And his name (Pikachu) is gay as shit. I promise you, the damn thing is plotting my death right now, so I wouldn't feel bad having it killed. The fucking thing claws at my bedroom door and refuses to let us sleep if the turd doesn't get in. Then, once we let it in, the little bitch claws at my fucking feet all night.

Free bus ride and I'll buy you dinner at Applebees in exchange for a dead cat. Ok, fine, you talked me into it............you can have a face full of my jizz too.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:30 am

Ok, fine, you talked me into it............you can have a face full of my jizz too.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:39 am

TheJON wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
TheJON wrote:I will PAY you to do this.
bro, are you SERIOUS? i need the money but FUCK YOU i will beat the fuck out of your asshole soon as i secure my 15% off all accor hotels. yeah i am a little light on cash but my fists aren't light on PURE RAGE fuck you DICKFUCK

i want this. i NEED this. i NEED to rearrange your face
So you won't fondle and kill my stupid cat? I'll pay for your bus ride here so you don't have to hitchhike your way. You don't seem to understand- this cat is fucking evil. And his name (Pikachu) is gay as shit. I promise you, the damn thing is plotting my death right now, so I wouldn't feel bad having it killed. The fucking thing claws at my bedroom door and refuses to let us sleep if the turd doesn't get in. Then, once we let it in, the little bitch claws at my fucking feet all night.

Free bus ride and I'll buy you dinner at Applebees in exchange for a dead cat. Ok, fine, you talked me into it............you can have a face full of my jizz too.

fuck your CAT
ok??

i'm pissed AND hungry. i want to relish tray your major organs out to bored housewives and main course your testicles via RONCO. FUCK YOU and FUCK

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:51 am

Even the face full of jizz isn't enough to entice you?

I thought for sure we would have a deal when I offered that up.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:54 am

To you, a face full of jizz is a good deal?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:56 am

R-Jack wrote:To you, a face full of jizz is a good deal?

"I know you are but what am I?" thinks that was weak smack.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:18 pm

main course your testicles via RONCO

Not without EVOO, please.

-iaa

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:33 pm

iaa?

:?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:40 pm

Not very surprised to see "the JON" geeking himself up to spray jizz on another dude. Could it have ended any other way?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:41 pm

smackaholic wrote:iaa?

:?

iaa was run - another hapless victim of Katy's digital cunt funk cloud. Some dudes are just intrigued by the curiously brutal stench, methinks

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:41 pm

mvscal wrote:Not very surprised to see "the JON" geeking himself up to spray jizz on another dude. Could it have ended any other way?

Getting your dick sucked isn't gay, is it?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:24 pm

Not sure how it's done in your shithole, but a guy getting his dick sucked by a guy is pretty fucking gay everywhere else in the free world.

Prison gay is still gay you rainbow farting felch-monkey.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:53 pm

Oh yeah? Is that so? Like, literally dude? For realz?

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:09 pm

R-Jack wrote:Not sure how it's done in your shithole, but a guy getting his dick sucked by a guy is pretty fucking gay everywhere else in the free world.

Prison gay is still gay you rainbow farting felch-monkey.

RACK

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:07 pm

R-Jack wrote:rainbow farting felch-monkey.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:29 pm

digital cunt funk cloud

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:35 pm

TheJON wrote: Ok, fine, you talked me into it............you can have a face full of my jizz too.

Oh..now you did it . You brought Screwed by every Fag in Michigan into this little man love fest of yours...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:10 pm

JON offers jizzbeards...and lo and fucking behold, in saunters Derron, hips asway. Maybe JON will meet you on Mt. Hood, Derron, so the beard will ice over and you can flavorsave...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:39 am

PSUFAN wrote:Maybe JON will meet you on Mt. Hood, Derron, so the beard will ice over and you can flavorsave...

A bearded jizzsicle..? Well, there goes lunch. *hur-ralf*

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:42 am

PSUFAN wrote:JON offers jizzbeards...and lo and fucking behold, in saunters Derron, hips asway.

...like Freddy Mercury guest starring on Twin Peaks.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:56 am

mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:JON offers jizzbeards...and lo and fucking behold, in saunters Derron, hips asway.
...like Freddy Mercury guest starring on Twin Peaks.

Lot of man-love in that episode for sure....and Nielsen ratings through the roof in the Bay Area is a given.

T1B

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