Brett Pevre

[kcdave]

Why the hell am I the first one to post about pervert Favre and his ummm, teenie weenie? Tiger Woods was cackling and rolling a blunt at this story for 2 minutes, until he realized Favre will now be compared to him as the other bimbos are tossing their g-strings into the fire. Get ready folks, here we go again.

[mvscal]

I'm going to call bullshit on this story.

[missjo]

Nope it's true & it's small ungroomed & frankly rather ugly
http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favre ... nn-sterger
edit.............Kid Nashville doesn't post here

[smackaholic]

Nope it's true & it's small ungroomed & frankly rather ugly
http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favre ... nn-sterger
edit.............Irie Lagos doesn't post here.

gotta give brett the benefit of the doubt. gotta have decent sized dickbeaters to play nfl qb. so maybe it's just normal sized.

[poptart]

Don't post crank shots on the board.


Sincerely,

Common Sense

[R-Jack]

Instead of posting crank shots, let us just turn this into a caption thread.



Not pictured in above waist photo.....John Madden, BGrift.

[Dinsdale]

If I had a hundred mil in the bank, I'd be inclined to set my sights on Jenn Sterger's cunny, as well.

[BSmack]

If I had a hundred mil in the bank, I'd be inclined to set my sights on Jenn Sterger's cunny, as well.

Why? So you could whittle that 100 mil down to 50 mil?

[War Wagon]

I'd be inclined to set my sights on Jenn Sterger's cunny, as well.

Rulz man, rulz.

[Derron]

If I had a hundred mil in the bank, I'd be inclined to set my sights on Jenn Sterger's cunny, as well.

Why? So you could whittle that 100 mil down to 50 mil?

Only if the Democrats start to tax pussy..and then it would be down to about 5 million..

[BSmack]

I'd be inclined to set my sights on Jenn Sterger's cunny, as well.

Rulz man, rulz.

You're probably the only man in the country who hasn't seen that piece of ass.

[LTS TRN 2]

So...is he going to have to subject his member to a verified expert--to determine if it's the one in the pics? If so I'm sure b-juice could bear witness. Just sayin :D

[Trampis]

Just more evidense of ones ego getting away from them.

Shit Brett, your fucking 41, your time has past and young chicks dont dig you anymore! Being 40 myself i can empathi...empsiz...feel sympathy for you.

Now play out this season,collect your paychecks, and most importantly, stop takeing pix of your junk.

[Trampis]

So...is he going to have to subject his member to a verified expert--to determine if it's the one in the pics? If so I'm sure b-juice could bear witness. Just sayin :D

Just check it for traces of Reggy Whites DNA

[poptart]

Just more evidense of ones ego getting away from them.

Spelling dumbfuckery or play-on-words genius?

You make the call.

[Go Coogs']

So...is he going to have to subject his member to a verified expert--to determine if it's the one in the pics? If so I'm sure b-juice could bear witness. Just sayin :D

BSchlep will have to get in line. Word is John Gruden has already been subpoenised.

[Diego in Seattle]

Deanna Favre released a statement saying, "Those pictures that Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me. But you all know Brett... they were intercepted!!!"

[Carson]

Only Felchco would post something about looking at a guy's dick right after a pic of a hottie chick.

'cept maybe Irie.

[mvscal]

Then Goodell could play the Buella Ballbricker roll and demand a Tallywhacker inspection

Or they could just call Irie as an expert witness. There's no doubt that he catalogued Farvray's junk in his magnum opus, The Gazos Field Guide to North American Crank.

[Cuda]

" I had a good 2 inches on him"
sin,
IRIE

[Onions]

Friend says Sterger, Favre "regularly texted"

Per the New York Post, Allison Torres told Steppin' Out magazine that Sterger "regularly texted" with Favre "for some time."

That two-way line of communication would make it very difficult for Sterger to show that she was offended by Favre's comments, or that his conduct (whatever it may have been) was unwelcome.


"I just know they kept texting each other back and forth and that he wanted to hook up," Torres said. "I wouldn't doubt she was enjoying the attention from him."

Torres said that Sterger "would keep saying to me, 'I don't know what to do,'" and that Sterger never said whether she indeed got together with Favre.
Torres also said that she saw the photos that have taken this case to an even higher level of bizarre. "I actually saw it when he sent it," Torres said. "We just laughed when he did it."

The notion that Sterger "laughed" when receiving the photos would tend to suggest that she wasn't appalled or offended or scarred because of his actions. In turn, it would tend to show that he didn't commit sexual harassment. In turn, it would tend to show that he didn't violate the Personal Conduct Policy.

The fact that, according to Torres, Sterger apparently had a collection of naked photos from celebrities would undermine the notion that a middle-aged quarterback was preying upon a young, innocent girl who was merely trying to make a living.