Halloween 2010

[Python]

That's your wife? And you say there's no God.

[Python]

1,2

[Cuda]

____________! the Snake

[jiminphilly]

More about the third women in the picture (to the right of the blond).

[TheJON]

That's a bar full of Bush votes if I ever saw one!

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

____________! the Snake

Ever notice how "Python" hardly ever posts here, yet when "he" does, a Cuda post usually seems to follow?


Racking your own shit troll Cuda? Well done.

[TheJON]

That's a bar full of Bush votes if I ever saw one!

The transgendered vote GOP?

I wasn't exactly referencing that "guy". It was more a reference to the rest of the patrons in the bar.

[jiminphilly]

Her husband is an extremely talented guitar player.

Who? The douche in the camo?
(see picture 3.. her head is crained back talking to some dude)

I gotta admit, if the local crowd at your watering hole consists of grey beards and men with pony-tail length hair wearing camo and the women truly are as pretty as the ones captured in your shots, I'm calling for an immediate troll stop in your neck of the woods, Sam.

[TheJON]

This looks like a typical small town bar. They're all the same. They all have older dudes with long gray hair and younger dudes (in their 30's-40's) with mullets and Jorts.

But there's always a table with 2 attractive semi-younger women in there that make all the Jorts wearers slobber all over themselves.

I would bet my left testicle that the bar owner/bartender is a 50 year old dude that typical wears jorts and a black Grateful Dead t-shirt and his wife (co-bartender) is sorta chubby and poorly dressed. The older folks at the bar flirt with this lady and brag about how they used to sleep with her.

Amiright, Sam!!????

[Mace]

'Spray was there??? :)

[TheJON]

Regardless, the fact that I feel like most of 'ems' gramps these days is rather ego-shattering.

You can't think of it that way. That's your problem. If they think of you as their gramps, then you will be able to get away with popping a boner on their ass when they're sitting on your lap. They'll just chalk it up as "old pervert". They don't call the cops on an "old pervert". They just laugh and tell their friends about you! Who cares about that? Take advantage of the opportunity instead of having your ego shattered!

[TheJON]

I got married at age 27, so those days were over for me at about age 25. I still have a great time going out to the bars though. Instead of picking up random women at bars, I get my entertainment from watching others go up to girls and get shot down! This has become a great hobby of mine! I don't do this to my buddies. I actually will try and help get them some pussy if they need it. But I like to scope out the dudes that are clearly in the bar just looking to get some pussy and then watch them FAIL! Giving them the 'ol "DEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD" as they walk by is a lot of fun!

[Mace]

Regardless, the fact that I feel like most of 'ems' gramps these days is rather ego-shattering.

You can't think of it that way. That's your problem. If they think of you as their gramps, then you will be able to get away with popping a boner on their ass when they're sitting on your lap. They'll just chalk it up as "old pervert". They don't call the cops on an "old pervert". They just laugh and tell their friends about you! Who cares about that? Take advantage of the opportunity instead of having your ego shattered!

Good point, but, here's the thing...

Back when I was younger and working in bars, I had a helluva lot of fun. Lotsa women, lotsa partying. Now, I see these girls that just blow my mind, and even if they were interested, I ain't gonna do anything 'cause I have a really great lady and am truly happy and wouldn't do anything to fuck things up. I still talk to them and fuckin' play with 'em, but that's all. See, in my feeble old head (and you young guys will all learn this), I still think I'm 30-35. I see these girls and I think I still have long, thick, dark hair and that I can move around without shuffling like I'm mixing Thorazine in my beer. When reality sets in, I just order another beer, kick back in my chair, watch the football game, and BS with my friends. I ain't complainin'...it's just weird gettin' old.

Amen, brother, amen.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I like to scope out the dudes

Takers, anyone?

[Mace]

I like to scope out the dudes

Takers, anyone?

I knew someone would respond to that.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

yikes


:o

[TheJON]

I like to scope out the dudes

Takers, anyone?

I knew someone would respond to that.

I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!

[Diego in Seattle]

I like to scope out the dudes

Takers, anyone?

Cuda's probably already pm'ed his phone number.

[WolverineSteve]

I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!

The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.

[Derron]

As usual, the pics don't do her justice, but she was a gorgeous woman. I told my wife I was moving in with her and she told me she understood. She admitted the girl was mighty cute.

Nice..be just a bit better next time if you stick around until they are drunk as shit, taking their clothes off and eating each others snatch's on the table, while the bar gathers around yelling and throwing beers on them.

Now that would be a PET to look at.

[TheJON]

I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!

The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.

Ooooooohhhhhhkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, Steve!

[Goober McTuber]

I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!

The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.

TheJON can not possibly be older than 15.

[jiminphilly]

I like to scope out the dudes

Takers, anyone?

Scott is busy doing the same.