88's Bacon Explosion Experiment

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Your food PETs are always money, 88. Looks great.
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88 wrote: At that point, we had an internal temperature of 160°F, so we knew it wouldn't kill us to eat it.
the fuck it won't !!!!

that cholesterol bomb sure as fukk will kill you, but, it'll take a few years. well worth it, IMO.

next time shred some extra sharp cheddah on that bad boy before you roll it up. that should improve taste as well as lethality a bit.
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I had a heart attack just looking at that.
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That looks fantastic! Those of us who try to eat right the majority of the time need 1 cheat day a week to maintain healthy food choices. Oldest trick in the book....eat good 6 out of 7 days but, on your cheat day, eat whatever the hell you want..and enjoy it guilt free!
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Captain Obvious here, you'd really have to like your bacon to want to chomp into that. I'll take my bacon a few strips at a time with my eggs or on a BLT.
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My son and I are both big bacon eaters, so I may have to try this recipe. Looks great. No vegans in your family either, huh, 88? :)
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88 wrote:This is the first step. You take some bacon and cook it very crisp. More crisp than I would ordinarily make it.
You lost me there.

UNWAR overcooked bacon.
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I knew I saw this before, but was too lazy to look...
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Made one of those for my fantasy football draft. I'll probably do another one on Super Bowl sunday.

I used the smoker and it cooked great. Tons of flavor. I don't think I rolled it as tightly as I could've. The log started falling apart while I was slicing it.
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SS, you probably assume that an hour a day of vigorous goose-stepping will alleviate the obvious abuse of such a diet? That the gastronomic toxic waste dump that you claim to eat and foist on some kids will somehow carry you through?

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My son loves bacon. I do too, but I try to stay away from it most of the time. I'll have to try this sometime. I don't have a smoker, so the oven will have to do.
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R-Jack wrote:I don't think I rolled it as tightly as I could've. The log started falling apart while I was slicing it.
If you didn't, you should let an item like that (or meatloaf etc) rest for at least 10 or 15 minutes before carving.
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That looks so damn good.
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