88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
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Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
the fuck it won't !!!!88 wrote: At that point, we had an internal temperature of 160°F, so we knew it wouldn't kill us to eat it.
that cholesterol bomb sure as fukk will kill you, but, it'll take a few years. well worth it, IMO.
next time shred some extra sharp cheddah on that bad boy before you roll it up. that should improve taste as well as lethality a bit.
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I had a heart attack just looking at that.
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Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
That looks fantastic! Those of us who try to eat right the majority of the time need 1 cheat day a week to maintain healthy food choices. Oldest trick in the book....eat good 6 out of 7 days but, on your cheat day, eat whatever the hell you want..and enjoy it guilt free!
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Captain Obvious here, you'd really have to like your bacon to want to chomp into that. I'll take my bacon a few strips at a time with my eggs or on a BLT.
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Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
My son and I are both big bacon eaters, so I may have to try this recipe. Looks great. No vegans in your family either, huh, 88? :)
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You lost me there.88 wrote:This is the first step. You take some bacon and cook it very crisp. More crisp than I would ordinarily make it.
UNWAR overcooked bacon.
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Made one of those for my fantasy football draft. I'll probably do another one on Super Bowl sunday.
I used the smoker and it cooked great. Tons of flavor. I don't think I rolled it as tightly as I could've. The log started falling apart while I was slicing it.
I used the smoker and it cooked great. Tons of flavor. I don't think I rolled it as tightly as I could've. The log started falling apart while I was slicing it.
Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
SS, you probably assume that an hour a day of vigorous goose-stepping will alleviate the obvious abuse of such a diet? That the gastronomic toxic waste dump that you claim to eat and foist on some kids will somehow carry you through?
You remind us of a lock-step SS schlep in 1944 getting ready for the Russians. That is, a ludicrous and sprawling spinout of denial and (psssssst...suicide) :wink: final victory!
You are the tea baggers
Fuck it, let's go pack some bacon in our lobes..

You remind us of a lock-step SS schlep in 1944 getting ready for the Russians. That is, a ludicrous and sprawling spinout of denial and (psssssst...suicide) :wink: final victory!
You are the tea baggers
Fuck it, let's go pack some bacon in our lobes..

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Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
My son loves bacon. I do too, but I try to stay away from it most of the time. I'll have to try this sometime. I don't have a smoker, so the oven will have to do.
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Re: 88's Bacon Explosion Experiment
If you didn't, you should let an item like that (or meatloaf etc) rest for at least 10 or 15 minutes before carving.R-Jack wrote:I don't think I rolled it as tightly as I could've. The log started falling apart while I was slicing it.
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