The Jose Lima pinball machine

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:23 am

It's gonna' be another short outing for Lima time. This is getting ugly. The Tigers are simply teeing off on this chump.

10-1 says he hits the 3 card poker table at Ameristar Casino tonight trying to soothe his wounded ego, where he'll prolly drop 5 grand.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:07 am

He's made it longer than Bautista did yesterday.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:40 am

I stand corrected.

Lima nutted up big time and shut 'em down for the next 6 innings.

Where am I?

Oh yeah...don't fuck this up Affeldt.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:44 am

I'm dying over here...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:47 am

MacDougal to the rescue...keep the medics on standbye.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:50 am

MacMuffin gets it done!

Whew ...

:highfiveswags:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:52 am

Whew...

I'm headed towards the Casino now myself.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:23 am

gutcheck?? cmon!

ok, i apologize, this game was big, the royals will now finish 35 games under .500!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:50 am

I'm happy for Ugy that they rescued his mom but the guy has been terrible so far...Dombrowski should've traded him when he had the chance.

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:10 pm

10-1 that Berroa is pissing in a cup somewhere today. He crushed that fucking thing.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:44 pm

Prototype wrote:10-1 that Berroa is pissing in a cup somewhere today. He crushed that fucking thing.

I tell ya what...I'll be pissing myself when Tram takes out Bonderman in the late innings with the lead and I have to watch this bullpen hang on for dear life.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:35 pm

Good to see Ugy step up when called upon to get the last four outs...4 Ks and preserved the 6-1 win. I'm happy with 2 out of 3 but if should've been a sweep plus they should've taken that first game in Minnesota. Here's hoping the bullpen gets better with each outing...the bats certainly are going to be alright even without Ordonez. This was one of the best lineups in the AL already without his addition.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:29 pm

Shoalzie wrote:Here's hoping the bullpen gets better with each outing...

Amen.

Sin,
Astros Fans

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:10 am

Was at the game Monday night when Cleveland rocked Greinke... must have been one of his short attention span nights.